NBA planking

Dwight Howard planking with 100 Chinese people


Planking is dead. Your grandma knows what planking is, heck, she probably has done it with her friends in the mall. It just takes her a lot longer to get back up.

But it’s not done for Dwight Howard and his friends in China. Below is a photo courtesy the twitter account of CNBC business reporter Darren Rovell (who gets his show on Versus/NBC Sports Network soon, we’re pumped for that). ¬†These people are forming the adidas logo while planking. That’s Howard in the middle.

We bring this to you because… well, it’s a getaway Friday before Labor Day during an NBA lockout. We’re not exactly flush with actual news here.


This is JaVale McGee planking in a freezer


The above picture depicts Wizards center JaVale McGee, who has an alter ego he calls “Pierre” and is apparently currently involved in a “planking” war with Magic guard Gilbert Arenas, lying face-down in a supermarket freezer after apparently clearing 7 feet and 2 inches of products out of it.

Honestly, I’ve seen worse things stocked on the shelves of a grocery story.

(Picture via McGee’s twitter, with a hat tip to SB Nation DC’s Mike Prada.)