Kyrie Irving discusses flat-earth Instagram videos, spiritual alchemy, third eyes

I’m here for Kyrie Irving‘s weird rants.

But transcribing his bloviating is maddening.

Thankfully, Ben Rohrbach of Yahoo Sports did yeoman’s work on Irving’s appearance on J.J. Redick‘s podcast for The Ringer:

BREAKING: Kyrie Irving, on JJ Redick’s podcast, reveals that his flat-Earth theory came from his dutiful research on … Instagram.https://t.co/YeeSygcGFr pic.twitter.com/4r9qK8lmnD

— Ben Rohrbach (@brohrbach) January 12, 2018

Oh, no, Kyrie pic.twitter.com/sBwzdKRufe

— Ben Rohrbach (@brohrbach) January 12, 2018

Good God, JJ just cut Kyrie off while he was getting going on a 9/11 conspiracy rant, and I’m not sure I should keep listening. pic.twitter.com/qPaKLZli7F

— Ben Rohrbach (@brohrbach) January 12, 2018

This “Have you seen the new Taco Bell commercial?” question, followed by some solid Illuminati talk pulled me back in, though pic.twitter.com/36LwDLAZnQ

— Ben Rohrbach (@brohrbach) January 12, 2018

Kyrie concluded the conspiracy theory portion of JJ’s podcast with this, and I have converted. Jim Carrey is our spirit guide now. pic.twitter.com/jUzLbt01X3

— Ben Rohrbach (@brohrbach) January 12, 2018

Kyrie concluded the conspiracy theory portion of JJ’s podcast with this, and I have converted. Jim Carrey is our spirit guide now. pic.twitter.com/jUzLbt01X3

— Ben Rohrbach (@brohrbach) January 12, 2018

Stay weird, Kyrie.