No, the headline above is not some obscure mention to what really happened in this story. It’s pretty much the whole thing.
During the Boston Celtics’ preseason game on Monday, hometown broadcaster Tommy Heinsohn had some steamy analysis to offer on new Celtics big man Aron Baynes.
Mostly it had to do with shower-specific insight. A veritable peeking behind the curtain, if you will.
Not even NBA All-Access will get you that kind of sudsy detail.