Well done Mavericks. Well done indeed.
Chandler Parsons understands that moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty. That comes through in this Zoolander parody by the Mavs’ marketing team, where Dirk Nowitzki plays Hansel.
If you don’t like this, well, I’m sorry that good-looking people like us made you throw up and feel bad about yourself.