Stephen Curry started the season scoring at a ridiculous rate.
But even as defenses have had a chance to adjust to his more-aggressive gunning, he’s been even better.
You also recently tweeted with glee about a new automated toilet your wife, Ayesha, bought for you.
Oh, man, that toilet just makes me happy in life. I bet if I did a case study on my performance since I got that toilet, you’d see the difference. I was in Minnesota when Ayesha told me about it. And the next day I had 46 [points]. There’s a reason for that.
- Curry with his old toilet: 32 points per game on 52% shooting, 45% on 3-pointers
- Curry with his new toilet: 33 points per game on 54% shooting, 48% on 3-pointers
To paraphrase Crash Davis: If you believe you’re playing well because you’re using an using an automated toilet or not using an automated toilet, or because you wear women’s underwear, then you are.