Nicolas Batum responds to Toronto rumor in hysterical fashion

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The report gained traction early Tuesday: Nicolas Batum is a free agent next summer and is already eyeing Toronto as a possible new destination. Batum is the former Blazer traded this summer to Charlotte, one of the lucky players about to hit the free agent market just as the system floods with money from the new television deal next summer. Toronto is a diverse, exciting city and an interesting team in the East…

Stop. Just stop. At least that’s what Batum took to Twitter to say Tuesday in classic fashion.

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First things first, and with all due respect to Colin Jost and Michael Che, who certainly had their moments, I miss Seth Meyers and Amy Poehler on the Weekend Update desk.

As for Batum, I can tell you where he will land next summer — whichever team offers him the most money.

Charlotte can, in theory, do that as they have his Bird rights, but Batum isn’t going to get maxed out, so it’s a question of what teams are willing to offer. A lot of that could depend on how this season goes in Charlotte — Batum is a quality wing rotation player, a guy who can be a key contributor on the right team. With drive and kick guys like Kemba Walker and Jeremy Lin on the Hornets’ roster, he should get the chance to show off his three-point stroke. He could be at the heart of a bubble playoff team in Charlotte.

However, trying to predict the chaos that will be free agency next summer is a fool’s errand. Batum could end up in Toronto, Charlotte, or 28 other destinations. He no doubt has his favorite spots and places he’d like to be — Toronto may well be one of them — but it all comes down to the money. It’s always the money.