Donald Sterling is the hero America needs, says Donald Sterling

Donald Sterling released a statement today that is so absurd – even for him – it deserves no further analysis than this:

Read it in a Christian Bale Batman voice. It’s better that way.

New statement from Donald Sterling. Seriously ups the language railing against Adam Silver, NBA's "reign of terror" pic.twitter.com/DXZmHkHtUn

— Rachel Nichols (@Rachel__Nichols) June 10, 2014

Meanwhile in reality…