Ugly players need love, too. For tonight’s Three Stars, we’ve got one of the nastiest looking jumpers you’ll ever see, a player who treats the paint like an island and everywhere else on the floor as molten lava, and a reformed grinder turning himself into a top scorer. Put on that hulking knee brace, grab your goggles and pop in your mouthpiece – it’s about to get ugly in the Three Stars of the Night.
Third Star: Kenneth Faried (15 points, 8 rebounds, 23 minutes played)
Kenneth Faried can’t dribble, pass or shoot, which would typically be a problem for just about every player ever. After all, those are kind of important things. But what makes Faried unique is that his skills are a lot less accessible than other players. You can see great footwork, or a picture perfect jumper, but things like “motor” and “nose for the ball” aren’t as easy to identify. Simply put, Faried just eats glass, and he does it with such an unmatched vigor that he’ll always have a place in the league. He only played 23 minutes tonight, but it must have felt like more to the Pistons frontcourt that he singlehandedly wore down.
Second Star: Arron Afflalo (28 points, 5 rebounds, 5 assists)
While he was in Denver, Afflalo’s development as an offensive player was slow and steady. He improved gradually every year, adding new little wrinkles to his game to supplement his excellent outside shooting. Now in Orlando, with little help around him, Afflalo has been asked to make a big leap – and if tonight’s performance against Chicago’s is any indication, Afflalo is taking it in stride. The 28 points are impressive, but add in the fact that Afflalo was playing without a point guard and didn’t turn it over a single time against one of the best defenses and basketball, and this will likely go down as one of the more underrated individual offensive performances of the season.
First Star: Joakim Noah (20 points, 9 rebounds, 4 assists, 5 blocks)
How could something so wrong be so right? Noah’s two-handed, push shot, sidewinder jumper is a total “don’t try this at home” shot, but it falls at an alarming rate. No, really. Noah shot 43 percent from 16-23 feet last year and nearly 75 percent from the line. Although he only burned the Magic a couple of times from distance, every uncorking of that jumper feels like a banked halfcourt shot and has the same deflating effect on defenses. Between that and his five blocked shots, Noah provided more than a handful of momentum altering plays in the best of contest of the night.