Not the shot blocking. Not the 20 points a game. Not the 14.5 rebounds a game. Not the way he blows up the pick-and-roll on defense. Not having him around the locker room.
No. What is Glen Davis going to miss most about Dwight Howard in Orlando? This is what he said on 740 The Game sports radio in Orlando (via Joshua Robins of the Orlando Sentinel).
Glen Davis: “The thing we’re going to miss most about Dwight is his farting ability.”
— Josh Robbins (@JoshuaBRobbins) October 2, 2012
Glen Davis re: Dwight Howard: “A great farter. He can fart. He can fart loud — the loudest farts. Silent farts.”
— Josh Robbins (@JoshuaBRobbins) October 2, 2012
Kobe Bryant and Steve Nash are so lucky to have the league’s best gas man on the team. That is going to be a big hit on the team charter flights.