Michael Beasley is having an estate sale you have to see

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Michael Beasley is on the move again. Minnesota decided not to bring him back — you can guess why for yourself — and he is getting a fresh start in Phoenix with a three-year, $18 million deal.

And by fresh start, we mean completely starting over.

Rather than packing a U-Haul with his possessions for a fun drive through the Midwest, he is having an estate sale — he is selling off his home and everything in it this weekend (through 3 Central time Sunday, so hurry). And you would not believe what is for sale, what Beasley had in his home. (Thanks to NBA247365.com for finding this and Jake Nyberg for tweeting out the items.)

Like a collection of Ingmar Bergman screenplays.

Or a coffee table book on primitive erotic art. Or a stuffed turtle doll. Or some new rims for your ride. Or a wine fridge (that was in his bedroom). Or an antique Buddha head. You can buy Michael Beasley’s cologne. His purses. A currency calculator. A Rolex. A toaster. It’s all for sale, what Nyberg rightly calls a rainbow collection of items.

And now Beasley is about to redecorate a new home in Phoenix. Oh, to own a curio shop in Phoenix right now.