LeBron James makes fun of his hairline, then tries to recruit Steve Nash and Jamal Crawford

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LeBron James has drawn criticism over the past few years for coming across as narcissistic and/or programmed in his public statements, completely turning the city of Cleveland against him with “The Decision,” melting down in the 2010 Eastern Conference Semifinals and the 2011 NBA Finals, and his receding hairline.

To his credit, LeBron showed a sense of humor about the hairline issue today, tweeting this picture with the caption “That was the last time my hairline was right and tight! LOL. Coming back soon though”

LeBron then tweeted the following:

Would love to see @JCrossover [ed: @JCrossover is Jamal Crawford] in a Heat uni! What u guys say?

Maybe @SteveNash in a Heat uni! So we can help each other get our 1st ring

(Crawford retweeted James’ tweet — Nash hasn’t tweeted a thing since Tuesday. Media silence!)

Crawford is a free agent, and could help the Heat by providing some scoring punch off the bench, but there is absolutely no way the Heat will have the money to sign him under any conceivable CBA agreement. Nash is not a free agent, and while the idea of a Nash/Wade/LeBron/Bosh offense is intriguing (Nash is one of the best outside shooters in basketball history, Wade already moves well without the ball, and Nash could be the one to actually get LeBron to move without the ball), there is absolutely, positively, no conceivable way that Steve Nash is coming to the Heat any time soon.

I don’t think Jamal Crawford or Steve Nash will be playing for the Heat any time soon, but I do think LeBron knows what he’s doing here, if only a little bit. After LeBron’s 2010 meltdown against the Celtics, he changed the discussion surrounding him to his free agency, which culminated in “The Decision” — while that may have been a PR fiasco, it did make a lot of people forget about just how poorly LeBron played during his last two games as a Cavalier.

Right now, the last few NBA games LeBron played were one of the worst Finals meltdowns we’ve ever seen from a superstar, but team LeBron doesn’t want us talking about that — they’d rather have us talk about how LeBron would fare as an NFL wideout, or how Steve Nash could share the ball with Wade and LeBron. In fact, team LeBron would probably rather have people talk about how stupid the idea of LeBron recruiting players or talking about playing in the NFL is than have people talking about those games against the Mavericks. So yes, LeBron talking about trying to get Steve Nash to take his talents to South Beach is stupid, but I happen to think there’s a method to James’ off-season/lockout Twitter madness.