The Hornets beat the Hawks… no, we mean the Hornets really beat the Hawks

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This game changes nothing. That should be clear. The Atlanta Hawks were never contenders in anyone’s eye, not seriously, and this loss doesn’t preclude them from some insane, fueled by desire, special combination of events championship that happens once in a lifetime against all odds. It makes it less likely, because, well, who lets that happen to them and then win a championship? But strictly speaking, it’s not the end of the world.

It probably just felt like it.

The Hawks were beaten by the Hornets tonight. The Hawks were beaten,  at home, by the Hornets tonight. The Hawks were beaten, at home, by the Hornets, 100-59. Forty. One. Points. They scored 25 in the second half. It was the fewest points scored by the Hawks since they moved to Atlanta. It was the worst loss in just under eleven years. Atlanta has never shot so poorly while shooting so much in their history.

This loss was so humiliating the Patriots felt better about themselves afterwards. This beatdown was so bad, Batman gave up crimefighting because he knew he couldn’t compete. This loss was so miserable, the cheerleaders had to change their name to “support group.” And other bad jokes.

It was, quite simply, the most pathetic performance by a top five conference team in recent history. And that’s saying something.

There are always bad games by good teams. It happens in the course of the 82-game-season. Throw in Al Horford, the Hawks most efficient (best?) player at this point and this isn’t like discovering Blake Griffin on Mars or Kevin Love rebounding gravity itself. It’s just a bad loss by a mid-level “good” team that had a key injury and hit a bad night. But that’s not going to make it any less embarrassing.

I was just thinking earlier this week about how hilarious a Hawks championship would be. Not that I thought it could occur in any universe where logic operates at even a limited capacity. But the idea of Etan Thomas and Al Horford singing Spanish poetry in the locker room (Horford, though Dominican, does like Spanish poetry) is pure joy. The idea of Joe Johnson flashing his opulence and contract in the face of everyone is hilarious, as is Jamal Crawford bawling over the trophy like a baby and Josh Powell grinning while he flashes the “three-peat” sign.  Now, it almost seems like the universe was sending me a message in considering the idea. There are no surprise contenders in this league, and eventually, all but the best are exposed. It just happened to the Hawks a little sooner.

But hey, good win for the Hornets, huh?

I see a bad moon risin’, I see trouble on the way…

Kyle Lowry on DeMar DeRozan handshake routine: ‘He’s my best friend’ (VIDEO)

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Kyle Lowry was not happy with the Toronto Raptors when the team traded DeMar DeRozan to the San Antonio Spurs this offseason for Kawhi Leonard.

Lowry and DeRozan are best friends, and their budding romance has been a sentimental point for fans in Toronto and abroad.

But life goes on, and the Raptors again are one of the teams expected to challenge for an Eastern Conference Finals appearance. That hasn’t kept Lowry from doing the same handshake routine he used to do with DeRozan before games this season.

The only difference? DeRozan isn’t there to help dap up Lowry.

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For his part, Lowry told NBA TV after Toronto’s game on Saturday that he will continue to do the handshake routine because the DeRozan will always be his best friend.

Even thousands of miles apart you can’t keep these guys from showing love for each other.

NBA confirms Rajon Rondo spit at Chris Paul, hands out suspensions after fight

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With the NBA dissecting video from Saturday night’s game between the Houston Rockets and Los Angeles Lakers like the Zapruder film, it was only a matter of time before we saw suspensions handed down for Chris Paul, Brandon Ingram, and Rajon Rondo.

On Sunday, the league announced its decision.

After reviewing tape, the NBA determined that Rondo did indeed spit on Paul. Ingram was seen as the initial instigator, and thus was served with a heavier sentence.

The finally tally was:

  • Four games for Ingram
  • Three games for Rondo
  • Two games for Paul

Here’s the relevant details per the NBA’s release.

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Ingram has been suspended for aggressively returning to and escalating the altercation and throwing a punch in the direction of Paul, confronting a game official in a hostile manner, and instigating the overall incident by shoving Rockets guard James Harden. Rondo has been suspended for instigating a physical altercation with, and spitting and throwing multiple punches at, Paul. Paul has been suspended for poking at and making contact with the face of Rondo, and throwing multiple punches at him.

We have been waiting on these suspensions largely to see how the NBA would discipline one of the first actual fights in some time. A maximum of four games seems a little light to me. Carmelo Anthony was suspended for 15 games in 2006 when he clocked Mardy Collins during a fight between the New York Knicks and Denver Nuggets.

Rondo only getting three games despite having spit on an opponent is also pretty wild. That’s crazy disrespectful and I would not believe you if you tried to tell me that this bad blood will end here.

Both the Lakers and Rockets will miss some of their most important players as they start duking it out in the tough Western Conference.

Russell Westbrook wears Craig Sager-inspired Jordan 1s

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The second anniversary of the death of NBA broadcasting legend Craig Sager is on Dec. 15 of this year, a span that has seemed too quick for those of us who grew up watching the colorful sideline reporter.

Sager passed in 2016 due to complications from leukemia, and the outpouring in his memory since from those around the NBA has been significant. While Sager is no longer with us, his memory lives on.

Saturday against the Los Angeles Clippers, Oklahoma City Thunder guard Russell Westbrook pay tribute to Sager’s memory with a pair of custom Air Jordan 1s inspired by Sager’s famous sideline attire.

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Sager was known for wearing crazy patterns, everything from hounds tooth to polka dost to tartan. I think Westbrook’s shoes paid fitting homage to Sager’s sartorial flair.

Perhaps Jordan would be willing to join forces and put the shoes on the market to benefit the Sager Strong Foundation? I’m sure these would sell well and come at a premium.

Karl-Anthony Towns misses free throw as Mavs fans chant ‘Jimmy Butler’

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Jimmy Butler is still a member of the Minnesota Timberwolves, largely for reasons that are beyond the capacity of most rational NBA fans.

Butler continues to play with a team as they enter the beginning part of the season, although owner Glen Taylor and his front office are professing to still be looking for a suitable trade partner.

Meanwhile, the tension between Butler and teammates Andrew Wiggins and Karl-Anthony Towns must be palpable. It certainly has affected Towns at least in one way, as the Timberwolves big man missed a free throw after Dallas Mavericks fans chanted Butler’s name during one of Towns’ trips to the line

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It’s hard to say whether Towns missed that free throw simply because of the chance or because sometimes guys miss free throws. Towns is an 84 percent shooter from the charity stripe, so you’d expect him to miss one once in a while.

Things continue to be weird in Minnesota, and this odd homeostasis can’t last for long.