Happy New Year! Everyone’s injured.

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It’s a fresh and bright new year, as 2011 is welcomed in. And with the coming of the new year, we celebrate the NBA in true fashion: by telling you the myriad number of people who are out with injuries.

Gerald Wallace left practice Sunday after aggravating a bone bruise in his left ankle.

Andre Iguodala is out with Achilles tendinitis for several weeks.

Luc Richard Mbah a Moute suffered a concussion and is day-to-day.

Anderson Varejao broke his face. His face. He’s only going to miss a few games, but the dude broke his face.

Paul Pierce left the game against the Raptors Sunday with a tweaked ankle. He should be fine, since the Celtics don’t really have any injury issues. (Pause.)

Mehmet Okur is waiting on an MRI on his back.

Caron Butler probably has a patellar tendon tear, but we won’t know for sure until Monday.

Al Harrington has a bum thumb.

Seriously, people. Stop getting injured! That’s an order! Or something.