“‘Twas the Night Before NBA Christmas”: A celebratory preview poem

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If, for some reason, you’re not so inclined, here’s the source material. We tried to stick to the rhyme scheme, but I’m like “The Jerk” in terms of rhythm.

‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through “The A,”

I was straining and searching for someting to say;

The Celtics had proven that they were the best,

While Laker fans continued to puff up their chests;

The Heat were all comfy, snuggled in beds;

While visions of delusion danced in their head ;

And I in my mom’s basement listening to rap,

Was wondering what could fill the Christmas eve gap,

When out in Sacramento there arose such a clatter,

But no one did notice for the Kings do not matter.

Still I pondered the league and all of its might,

While wondering if the union would last through the night.

Thabeet it appears could be on the go

And yet of the Grizzlies, still no one would know,

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,

But David Stern bringing such games full or cheer,

With Heat-Lakers, Celts-Magic, and a few teams that are quick,

St. Stern had given us such great games to pick.

Orlando just traded to spark up a flame,

Hoping new blood would bring up their game;

“Now, ‘Renas! now, Hedo! now, JRich and Redick!

On, JWill! on Bass! on, Jameer and Malik!

To the top of the arc! To the top of the key!

But don’t let them foul Dwight, his free throws aren’t free!”

As King James before the transition dunk fly,

When on defense he manages to stick with his guy,

So up top of the rankings the Celtics flew,

With Donkey and Shrek and conductor Shaq too.

And then, in a twinkling, I thought of Roy, so aloof

The fretting and freaking about a bad hoof.

“Surely” I thought, “the Warriors can stick!”,

And then I remembered David Lee tossing bricks.

Then I thought about Kevin Durant and yelled “Woot!”,

As he continues to leave his opponents in soot;

A bundle of joy now that Melo’s back,

But which team does he play for? I’ve kind of lost track .

Amar’e eyes — how they twinkled! His jersey now blue-ish!

A star power forward, and to top it, he’s Jewish!

Phil’s droll little mouth has drawn up like a bow,

Even as fines will be given, you know;

The snarl of a champion Kobe holds in his teeth,

While Pau asks for the ball and we all say “Good grief!”;

Still the Lakers are champs, and long may they reign,

Because sometimes, to be honest, LeBron’s just a pain.

But as Bryant and James on the hardwood do meet,

We’re reminded that this time in the league’s kind of neat;

Lakers and Heat, Celts are Orlando bound,

Nugs-Thunder and one more when you’re unwound;

The Blazers are injured, the Dubs kind of suck,

But when you have a set schedule, then this is your luck.

But to start the day I thought that they chose,

A fine opponent for Chicago, and with it, DRose;

For while Rondo’s awesome and CP3 gets a whistle,

Among point guards as knives, Derrick Rose is a pistol.

And so I laid back, happy tomorrow’s feast,

“Happy Christmas to all, man, Blake Griffin’s a beast.”

All of us at NBCSports.com’s ProBasketballTalk want to wish you and yours a very happy and safe holiday season. Thanks for reading.

Kings’ Buddy Hield fined $25,000 for kicking ball into stands in celebration

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This was a $25,000 celebration by Buddy Hield.

Sacramento led by one in the final seconds against Boston Sunday, but the Celtics had a final shot and Marcus Smart‘s attempt at a game-winning floater hung on the rim seemingly forever… then fell off. The ball was tipped out to mid-court and — as you can see in this video — Heild kicks the ball into the stands as part of the celebration.

Kicking or throwing the ball into the stands is a standing $25,000 fine, and the league came down with that on Hield on Monday. It was not a surprise.

Hield was the reason Sacramento won the game, scoring 35 points to lead the Kings, including going 7-of-12 from three. He’d likely make that trade for the win again.

Kawhi Leonard out vs. Thunder Monday night, third straight game due to knee bruise

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This isn’t load management. This is a bruised knee.

The first Clipper game with Kawhi Leonard and Paul George sharing the court will have to wait as Leonard is going to miss his third straight game with a knee contusion Monday night against the Thunder. Ramona Shelburne of ESPN broke the news.

The Clippers are going to be cautious with bringing Leonard back from this, thinking long term with his health, as they should. Los Angeles is playing for games in May and June, not games in November.

This means tonight the Clippers will be the Paul George show again — in two games he has scored 70 points in 44 minutes. This will be George’s first game against the Thunder since he demanded a trade out of the city last summer, landing him on the Clippers with Leonard.

Kevin Love tries to ignore trade rumors, ‘let the chips fall where they may’

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Cleveland Cavaliers GM said he has no interest in trading Kevin Love.

You can count the number of people around the league who believe him on one hand. There’s a good chance Love is still on the Cavaliers at the end of this season, but that’s more about him being in the first year of a four-year, $120 million contract extension than it is Cleveland’s willingness to trade him (or interest from other teams, if money was not an issue). The Cavaliers are rebuilding, and if they can get young players and picks for Love, they have to consider it.

With Portland off to a slow start, and Love growing up in the Pacific Northwest, that rumor has floated around. There are others. Love is just trying to ignore them and play ball, he told Arash Markazi of the Los Angeles Times.

“I know there’s talk about me possibly being the missing piece somewhere,” Love said. “There’s been constant chatter since I signed that I could be traded. It’s one of those things where I’m going to keep doing right by the team, by Cleveland and by the organization. If my number is called, so be it, but I’m going to stay true to my commitment and let the chips fall where they may.”

Love, who has been open in recent years about his struggles with anxiety and mental health, said dealing with the trade rumors that constantly swirl around him can be a challenge on that front.

“A big aspect of mental health is just staying in the present but it’s so hard,” he said. “You have to try to not get too far ahead of yourself or get worked up. You can get that anxious feeling or fear for the future, but you have to try to stay focused on getting better and let things work out the way they should.”

Kevin Love has played well to start the season, averaging 18.3 points and 11.3 rebounds a game, shooting a respectable 34.7 percent from three. He could help a lot of teams, particularly ones in the West who want to be in the mix for a ring but who look at the Lakers and Clippers and think, “we have to get better fast.”

The rumors around Love are just going to get louder the closer and closer we get to the trade deadline. Love will have to do a lot of work to tune all that out.

 

Bulls big man Luke Kornet out following surgery on sinus obstruction

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Just before last Christmas, Luke Kornet broke his nose. Apparently, that never healed quite right.

Kornet underwent surgery to repair a sinus obstruction on Monday, the Chicago Bulls announced. There is no timetable for his return, although coach Jim Boylen suggested it could be less than two weeks.

Bulls coach Jim Boylen added this at practice, via NBC Sports Chicago.

“Kornet had sinus surgery this morning. He had blockage and some issues from a previous fracture from when he was in New York. We just felt it was time to go in there and clean that thing out. That happened this morning at 6 AM. He’s out. Surgery went well. We’ll have more to report as we go. Originally, it was a seven-ten-day thing where he’d be back. I think it’s one of those things they don’t know until they get in there how extreme it is. But he had blockage and it needed to be done.”

This does not impact the Bulls much on the court as Kornet has fallen out of the rotation in recent games (in part because of the sinus condition, in part because he just hasn’t played well). Kornet signed a two-year, $4.5 million contract with the Bulls over the summer.