“‘Twas the Night Before NBA Christmas”: A celebratory preview poem

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If, for some reason, you’re not so inclined, here’s the source material. We tried to stick to the rhyme scheme, but I’m like “The Jerk” in terms of rhythm.

‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through “The A,”

I was straining and searching for someting to say;

The Celtics had proven that they were the best,

While Laker fans continued to puff up their chests;

The Heat were all comfy, snuggled in beds;

While visions of delusion danced in their head ;

And I in my mom’s basement listening to rap,

Was wondering what could fill the Christmas eve gap,

When out in Sacramento there arose such a clatter,

But no one did notice for the Kings do not matter.

Still I pondered the league and all of its might,

While wondering if the union would last through the night.

Thabeet it appears could be on the go

And yet of the Grizzlies, still no one would know,

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,

But David Stern bringing such games full or cheer,

With Heat-Lakers, Celts-Magic, and a few teams that are quick,

St. Stern had given us such great games to pick.

Orlando just traded to spark up a flame,

Hoping new blood would bring up their game;

“Now, ‘Renas! now, Hedo! now, JRich and Redick!

On, JWill! on Bass! on, Jameer and Malik!

To the top of the arc! To the top of the key!

But don’t let them foul Dwight, his free throws aren’t free!”

As King James before the transition dunk fly,

When on defense he manages to stick with his guy,

So up top of the rankings the Celtics flew,

With Donkey and Shrek and conductor Shaq too.

And then, in a twinkling, I thought of Roy, so aloof

The fretting and freaking about a bad hoof.

“Surely” I thought, “the Warriors can stick!”,

And then I remembered David Lee tossing bricks.

Then I thought about Kevin Durant and yelled “Woot!”,

As he continues to leave his opponents in soot;

A bundle of joy now that Melo’s back,

But which team does he play for? I’ve kind of lost track .

Amar’e eyes — how they twinkled! His jersey now blue-ish!

A star power forward, and to top it, he’s Jewish!

Phil’s droll little mouth has drawn up like a bow,

Even as fines will be given, you know;

The snarl of a champion Kobe holds in his teeth,

While Pau asks for the ball and we all say “Good grief!”;

Still the Lakers are champs, and long may they reign,

Because sometimes, to be honest, LeBron’s just a pain.

But as Bryant and James on the hardwood do meet,

We’re reminded that this time in the league’s kind of neat;

Lakers and Heat, Celts are Orlando bound,

Nugs-Thunder and one more when you’re unwound;

The Blazers are injured, the Dubs kind of suck,

But when you have a set schedule, then this is your luck.

But to start the day I thought that they chose,

A fine opponent for Chicago, and with it, DRose;

For while Rondo’s awesome and CP3 gets a whistle,

Among point guards as knives, Derrick Rose is a pistol.

And so I laid back, happy tomorrow’s feast,

“Happy Christmas to all, man, Blake Griffin’s a beast.”

All of us at NBCSports.com’s ProBasketballTalk want to wish you and yours a very happy and safe holiday season. Thanks for reading.

LeBron James passes Kareem to become all-time leader in playoff made field goals

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LeBron James is already the NBA’s all-time leading playoff scorer, having passed Michael Jordan last postseason.

However, LeBron racked up his buckets in the era of the three-point shot (as did Jordan, to a lesser extent), so Kareem Abdul-Jabbar was the all-time leader in field goals made in the postseason. A lot of them beautiful skyhooks that still give Celtics fans nightmares.

Monday night, LeBron made history passing Abdul-Jabar for the top spot in NBA playoff made field goals.

Just add that to the already insane resume.

Kevin Love with insane touchdown outlet to LeBron James for bucket

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Not sure what part of this was better.

Was it Kevin Love‘s length-of-the-court outlet touchdown pass that was right on the money, where only the receiver could get it?

Or was it LeBron James, with a catch in a crowd that would make Julio Jones’ draw drop?

Either way, this first quarter bucket from the Cavaliers may well be the play of the game.

Spurs disbanding all-female dance team in favor of co-ed hype team

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Is this the wave of the future?

Since then newly-minted owner Jerry Buss started the Laker Girls’ in 1979, all-female dance teams have become standard around the NBA. However, with how things are now viewed through the prism of the #metoo movement, and reports on how NFL cheerleaders were treated in places such as Washington and Miami, a lot of professional sports teams are re-thinking the concept of female dance teams.

The Spurs are apparently doing away with theirs, to be replaced by a 35-person co-ed “hype team.”

The Spurs have not said officially that this is the end of the Silver Dancers. “Lack of interest” is an odd reason to give — is there suddenly less interest now than there was five years ago? A number of teams have both female dance teams and co-ed “spirit” or “hype” teams.

Far more likely, this is about perception in what is a conservative state and marketplace.

The question is will this become a trend, both around the NBA and professional sports. As the teams try to evolve and make more dynamic their in-arena experiences, are the dance teams going to fade from view?

Just something to keep and eye on going forward.

Just a reminder: Spurs hope to repair relationship with Kawhi Leonard, offer-him $219 million

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It’s everyone’s favorite parlor game around the NBA: Where will Kawhi Leonard play next season? Philadelphia? Los Angeles? Somewhere else? Fans of 29 teams are posting their trade scenarios online, while GMs of 29 teams privately have tried to come up with offers that could tempt San Antonio.

The most likely answer: San Antonio.

While the relationship between Leonard and the Spurs is frayed — and with the people close to Leonard and in his ear seemingly trying to push him out the door — the Spurs would rather keep one of the five best players in the NBA (when healthy) in-house. From Tom Osbourne of the San Antonio Express-News.

Still, the Spurs hope to meet with Leonard and his representatives soon in a bid to mend fences and pave the way for Leonard to come to terms on a five-year $219 million supermax contract that he will be eligible to receive starting July 1. If attempts to patch up the relationship fail, the Spurs will be forced to explore trading a player coach Gregg Popovich once labeled “the future face of the franchise.”

The timing of that meeting has been slowed in part because of the death of Popovich’s wife and everyone involved understandably giving him all the space wants. It will happen.

Can the relationship be salvaged? Maybe, $219 million can mend a lot of fences. There are things the Spurs can and would be willing to do to promote Leonard more (although that all starts with him getting out of his comfort zone and building his brand, starting with speaking more in public). Also, Gregg Popovich was able to sooth LaMarcus Aldridge‘s ego when the big man demanded a trade, and not only did the player stay he had an All-NBA level season. Popovich and Leonard still have a strong relationship.

Is that enough? Time will tell, but people around the league think at best it’s a coin flip. Things are not good right now. However, the Spurs will get the first crack at fixing this before they are forced to consider a trade.