“I’d love to see Charlie (Villanueva) and KG (Kevin Garnett) in the ring. I’d pick Charlie I’ve seen KG get his ass whupped. … He’s always barking, and when it’s time to get physical, he’s always been a little chihuahua…. I ain’t never seen him bark up a bear. He’s always being a little chihuahua. When he’s got a pit bull about to get on him, I’ve seen him back down. … That’s why I’ll take Charlie in the ring.”
—Reggie Evans, Toronto Raptors power forward and rebounding machine, via the Toronto Star, discussing he limits of trash talk in the NBA in the wake of Villanueva claiming Garnett called him a cancer patient, a charge Garnett denies.