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Kobe Bryant’s Black Mamba movie


Why pay for Netflix, you’ve got us?

We bring you “The Black Mamba,” Kobe Bryant’s ad for Nikes movie with Robert Rodriguez.

If you love Kobe, you’ll like this and only laugh a little. If you hate Kobe, we present you fuel for the fire. Enjoy the part where Kobe goes one-on-five against our villans — just like every Laker game! The jokes will write themselves.

But at least he’s tried something different. And it’s not that bad.

Kobe Bryant on LeBron James, his finger

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LeBron James is in Miami. The Larry O’Brien trophy is still in Los Angeles. And if you think it will be easy to pry it out of this guy’s fingers — whatever shape they are in — you are bat guano crazy.

Here Kobe talks about his ailing finger then LeBron James.


Kobe's new Mamba skin Nike shoes


Nike-Kobe-VI.jpgNot everyone loves Kobe Bryant’s “Black Mamba” nickname. Which makes sense in that one should not be able to nickname themselves. Except it’s Kobe, and he can do whatever he wants. So Black Mamba it is.

And Nike is down with it.

The photo you see at right, via nikeblog.com, is of the new Nike Zoom Kobe VI (found via the brilliant Kevin Ding of the Orange County Register). Notice the snakeskin like look. The Black Mamba shoe.

The best part about Kobe? His fans will think this is the best idea ever, his haters will say this is clearly the worst idea ever and a sign of his ego. And the two will fight it out in message boards everywhere, with questions of Durant and LeBron and Jordan coming it. Gosh, can’t wait to see all that rehashed. Again.