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Dwight Howard planking with 100 Chinese people

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Planking is dead. Your grandma knows what planking is, heck, she probably has done it with her friends in the mall. It just takes her a lot longer to get back up.

But it’s not done for Dwight Howard and his friends in China. Below is a photo courtesy the twitter account of CNBC business reporter Darren Rovell (who gets his show on Versus/NBC Sports Network soon, we’re pumped for that). ¬†These people are forming the adidas logo while planking. That’s Howard in the middle.

We bring this to you because… well, it’s a getaway Friday before Labor Day during an NBA lockout. We’re not exactly flush with actual news here.

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This is JaVale McGee planking in a freezer

JaVale Planking Freezer
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The above picture depicts Wizards center JaVale McGee, who has an alter ego he calls “Pierre” and is apparently currently involved in a “planking” war with Magic guard Gilbert Arenas, lying face-down in a supermarket freezer after apparently clearing 7 feet and 2 inches of products out of it.

Honestly, I’ve seen worse things stocked on the shelves of a grocery story.

(Picture via McGee’s twitter, with a hat tip to SB Nation DC’s Mike Prada.)