Ron Artest with a cigar and a top hat. No other sentence can motivate you to watch the highlights of the Lakers championship parade more. Oh, yea, there are shots of Kobe, too.
The Lakers have announced their parade info. It’s time to party with the champions. Again. For the sixteenth time in NBA history. Seventeenth overall.
You’d think they’d get tired of it. These parades come as regularly as the St. Patty’s Day one in Boston.
But no, of course, nothing beats a title and the Laker fans will love every minute of it. It is time to party and they will party hard.
The Lakers’ Championship Parade is set for Monday. Here’s the full release from NBA.com:
The Los Angeles Lakers will host a celebratory parade for all local
fans on Monday, June 21, starting at STAPLES Center and traveling south
on Figueroa Street to Jefferson Boulevard, just north of the USC campus
and Galen Center.
By defeating the Boston Celtics for the 2010 NBA championship, the
Lakers not only earned the franchise’s 16th league title but also
repeated as champions for the third time in the past decade. The Lakers
have won back-to-back titles a total of seven times in franchise
history, tying the NBA mark previously held by the Celtics. Tonight’s
victory marks only the fourth of the Lakers’ 16 NBA titles that went to a
deciding seventh game, and the first time besting the Celtics in a
Based on attendance for the 2002 NBA championship parade and last
season’s festivities, team and City officials anticipate a crowd of
between 500,000 and 2 million fans lining the two-mile parade route
along South Figueroa Street.
While the City of Los Angeles and hometown Lakers held an
accompanying rally attended by more than 95,000 inside the Coliseum to
mark the 2009 championship, this time around, players will interact with
fans from a customized flat-bed float, equipped with audio
capabilities. That will help to mitigate anticipated pedestrian and
traffic congestion, while also relieving security, sanitation and other
civic demands otherwise required of the privately funded 2010
Beginning at approximately 11 a.m. (PDT), Lakers players and their
families will board the customized float at STAPLES Center, and begin
winding their way down South Figueroa Street toward the USC campus
before turning east on Jefferson Boulevard at the Galen Center to
complete the parade. A convoy of double-decker, open-air buses and other
attending vehicles will carry Lakers coaches and staff, members of the
Buss family ownership group, team officials, and the Laker Girls to the
conclusion of the two-mile route.
City officials recommend that, whenever possible, fans take the Metro
Rail system to the Pico/Chick Hearn station adjacent to the parade
route rather than attempt to drive into the STAPLES Center and Figueroa
area. Parking will be available in the downtown lots surrounding STAPLES
Center and the Figueroa corridor, yet street closures beginning the
night before are likely to make morning traffic far more difficult.
The City anticipates closing Figueroa Street between Olympic
Boulevard to the north and Jefferson Boulevard on the south beginning at
midnight Sunday. Other road closures include Chick Hearn Court between
Figueroa Street and Cherry Street; Cherry Street between Olympic and
Pico Boulevards; Flower Street between Washington and Jefferson
Boulevards; Jefferson Boulevard between Figueroa and Hoover Streets; and
all intersections along the two-mile route as designated by the Los
Angeles Police Department and Department of Transportation. LAPD and DOT
anticipate reopening major intersections along Figueroa Street as the
parade commences, pending pedestrians in those areas having dispersed
and other safety conditions being met.
It’s not know at this time if people will still be setting things on fire and dragging people out of their cars. Hopefully not. You know, Mondays are rough as it is.