Author: D.J. Foster

Miami Heat v Brooklyn Nets

The Extra Pass: The best possible nickname jerseys; plus Tuesday’s recaps



If you missed it last week, the Miami Heat and Brooklyn Nets played with nicknames on the back of their jerseys instead of their last names. Once I was able to shush the crotchety old man that sometimes takes over my brain, I really enjoyed it. Ray Allen’s “J. Shuttlesworth” jersey, a nod to his role in He Got Game, was fantastic. Joe Johnson being “JJ” was very Joe Johnson and made me laugh.

Not everyone could come up with a great nickname, naturally, because some guys just don’t have nicknames. Or if they do, we don’t know about them.

But as per usual, comes to the rescue.

The following 25 nicknames are taken directly from the player pages on that site. They are not made up, as I am not nearly creative enough to do such a thing.

I’ve made a quiz that matches the nicknames to their players. It is impossible. If you like knowing the answers to quizzes you take, do not take this quiz.

Hopefully that scared you off, and now you can enjoy 25 of the best nicknames listed on the player pages at I’ll post the names of the players in the comments section a little later today. Enjoy!

25 Nicknames

Death & Taxes

Big Classic

Armadillo Cowboy

Big Penguin

The Pterodactyl


The Hobbit

Chief Lightning First Step

The Natural


Swamp Thang

The Hitman

The Drunken Dribbler

Grocery List

Dolla Billz

Bean Burrito


Buffet of Goodness

The Dread Pirate

The Definition


Meal Ticket

Two Time

La Tanquera

And last but not least…


More nickname jerseys, please!

– D.J. Foster


Best line of the day, from Barack Obama during the Heat’s trip to the White House.


Bobcats 108, Knicks 98: The big story out of this will be J.R. Smith getting benched again — is his time with the Knicks over? He is eligible to be traded Wednesday but who wants him? — and the odd timing of that because Knicks, unable to find enough offensive spark with out him, saw their five-game win streak come to an end. Al Jefferson was a beast for Charlotte, with 35 points on 14-of-20 shooting, making Tyson Chandler look slow and getting other Knicks to bite on pump fakes like they’d never seen them before. The Knicks defense was terrible. Charlotte got Michael Kidd-Gilchrist back and he played good defense on Carmelo Anthony, who struggled when MKG was in (‘Melo had 20 points on 22 shots).

Pacers 116, Kings 92: Indiana took control of this game with a 23-5 run in the second quarter and the game never really felt in doubt after that. For a change the Pacers won this one with offense, scoring a season-high 116 points on 54.9 percent shooting. Paul George was a beast, attacking when he got the ball and scoring 24 of his 31 points in the second half. DeMarcus Cousins did his part to push back — 31 points on 12-of-21 shooting plus 13 rebounds — but he didn’t get much help.

Grizzlies 90, Thunder 87: Marc Gasol looked pretty good — 12 points, including a huge late three, plus he pulled down 7 rebounds. You might look at the 87 points and the fact the Thunder shot 40.7 percent and think that Memphis played amazing defense… not exactly. They played good defense but the Thunder just missed shots, which includes Serge Ibaka having a wide-open three o tie the game and missing. Kevin Durant had 37 points on 28 shots, remove him from the equation and the rest of the Thunder shot 32 percent. Courtney Lee had 24 points and Zach Randolph had 23.

Cavaliers 120, Lakers 118: Defense? We don’t need no stinkin’ defense. Nobody played much in this contest, but that made for fun offense. Luol Deng adds another dimension to the Cavaliers offense and he had his best game since the trade against the Lakers “defense” scoring 27 points and going 5-of-5 from three. Three point shooting was a theme for the Cavs all night as they hit 13-of-17 from deep. On the other side Kendall Marshall exposed the Lakers slow rotations all night on his way to 16 assists. This was a game of big runs but the key one was a 12-0 Cavaliers run in the fourth quarter, sparked by Dion Waiters 13 in that quarter. The Lakers answered with an 11-3 run of their own in the closing minutes, but they couldn’t make the shots they needed at the end. The Lakers have lost five in a row, 11-of-12, and now they head out for 12 days and 7 games on the road. So, no, this may well not be rock bottom.

The Extra Pass: A rookie report (plus Wednesday’s recaps)

Orlando Magic v New York Knicks


Due to injuries and the lack of a transcendent talent, this year’s draft class has been pretty underwhelming as a whole. Still, that doesn’t mean there haven’t been a few pleasant surprises along the way. Now that we’ve had a little more time to evaluate, let’s check in on three of the most impressive rookies from this year’s class.

Victor Oladipo, G, Orlando Magic

The jury is still out on Oladipo’s ability to be a starting point guard in the league, but don’t let the fuss over his natural position deter you from appreciating his special talent.

It’s a little hard to explain, but Oladipo has this bounce in his step that allows him to get exactly where he wants to go on the floor. It’s not particularly controlled or polished yet, but it’s a raw explosion of athleticism and quickness that should definitely translate to bigger scoring numbers in the future.

Although his per 36 stats (12.9 points, 4.2 rebounds, 3.6 assists) aren’t going to blow anyone away, they’re respectable and a solid base to build from. Ideally, Orlando will pair Oladipo with a tall point guard (like 2014 prospect Dante Exum) and allow Oladipo to focus on the little things that made him great at Indiana, like ball pressure and leaking out in transition.

Steven Adams, C, Oklahoma City Thunder

When you’re evaluating a rookie, it’s so important to consider the environment that he’s surrounded by. There’s a reason why teams with star players in place, like the San Antonio Spurs and Oklahoma City Thunder, keep hitting on their draft picks. The pressure is removed, and they’re coming into a team with a pecking order that’s already established.

Ask yourself this: would Steven Adams look this good on, say, the Cleveland Cavaliers?

Probably not – and that’s not meant to discredit what Adams has been able to do so far this season. His ability to hang around the baseline, catch passes and finish at the rim is a big upgrade from Kendrick Perkins, and defensively he’s been active both on the glass and with contesting shots (10.2 rebounds and 2.1 blocks per 36 minutes).

Adams isn’t getting it done with any bells and whistles, but rather by just accepting his role and using his size and athleticism to his advantage. He should be playing a pretty substantial role come playoff time for a title contender, which is no small feat for a rookie.

Giannis Antetokounmpo, F, Milwaukee Bucks

When the Bucks announced that the 19-year-old lanky wing was going to play in the NBA this year, it came as a bit of a surprise. But now, he’s already a starter and not likely to lose his spot anytime soon.

It seems like at least once a game, Giannis will make a play that will absolutely take your breath away. He’s surprisingly smooth with the ball, and he’ll be a nightmare to stop in transition for a long time in this league. With 7.4 rebounds per 36 minutes, Giannis is already one of the better rebounding wings in basketball.

Perhaps no player in this draft class has more raw potential, and that’s on both ends of the floor. We’ve seen long players before with freakish athleticism, but rarely are they as coordinated as Giannis is. Once he develops a few more reliable skills and a dependable jumper, watch out. Alongside John Henson, Milwaukee has a few franchise building blocks to work with going forward.

—D.J. Foster



Mavericks 87, Wizards 78: This wasn’t a pretty game — the winning team shot 38.5 percent — but it was close the entire way as neither team ever had a double-digit lead. What mattered is the Mavericks controlled the fourth quarter, went on a 9-0 run, won it 28-17, and with that won the game. The start of this one was scary for Dallas as Dirk Nowitzki went down on the second play of the game, then the Wizards jumped out to an 11-3 lead, but then Dallas went on a 14-4 run of their own and by the end of the quarter Dirk had his ankle re-taped and was back. Monta Ellis had 23 for Dallas to lead the way. Washington is now 1-8 against teams over .500.

Raptors 95, Pacers 82: Good teams have sloppy days and that was the case with the Pacers — but don’t take anything away from the Raptors, who did the little things. Jonas Valanciunas played Roy Hibbert well and had the Pacers big man in foul trouble most of the game. Kyle Lowry was a facilitator who had 14 assists. Then there was DeMar DeRozan — Paul George forced him into bad shots (long twos) but in the fourth quarter he hit them and had 10 of his 26. This was an even game midway through the fourth but the Raptors went on a 10-1 run and pulled away at the end. Toronto won the second half 55-38.

Timberwolves 124, Pelicans 112: These are the kinds of games that are going to be big in the West for teams scrambling to make the playoffs — the win pushes Minnesota to 16-16, drops New Orleans to 14-16. This wasn’t a defensive battle but Minnesota won it as they shot 55.7 percent and had an offensive rating of 124.7 points per 100 possessions. Kevin Love and Nikola Pekovic combined for 43 points as Minnesota had seven players in double figure. New Orleans shot themselves in the foot turning the ball over on 32.5 percent of their possessions.

Sixers 114, Nuggets 102: This says everything you need to know about the slump Denver is in — it never seemed like they were in this one the entire second half. At home. To a team not built to win a lot of games this season. Denver has now lost eight straight. For once the Nuggets got off to a good start but a 13-2 Sixers run late in the second gave them a lead and Philly just owned second half. Evan Turner had 23 points to lead seven Philly players in double figures.

Clippers 112, Bobcats 85: Charlotte does not just roll over and they didn’t in this one, they played the Clippers even for the second half. Then Los Angeles opened the second half on a 7-0 run and they ran away with it from there. Blake Griffin had 31 points on the night and was 7-of-10 shooting from the midrange (plus he even nailed a three). The other key for the Clippers was Jared Dudley breaking out of his slump and going 6-of-9 from three on his way to 20 points.

The Extra Pass: The best dunks of 2013; plus Tuesday’s recaps

Derrick Williams


If the end of a year serves as a time for reflection and the remembrance of lessons learned, then let the video below serve as one last reminder for the small guards of the league. If LeBron James is coming at you on a break, move. If DeAndre Jordan is flying down the lane towards you, don’t jump. There’s no shame in getting dunked on — it happens to the best of us — but this is about self-preservation. Taking preventative measures and whatnot.

While 2013 gave us one of the greatest games and moments in NBA history, the dunks weren’t half bad either. Here’s’s top-10 slams of the year:

—D.J. Foster



J.R. Smith after it was leaked the Knicks were waiving his brother Chris.


Wizards 106, Pistons 99: This was as good of a win for the Wizards as it was a bad loss for the Pistons. Detroit led by as many as 12 points in this one, but fell apart in a fourth quarter dominated by Washington, as evidenced by the 28-12 run they  put together over the game’s final 12 minutes. Former head coach and current ESPN/ABC analyst Jeff Van Gundy has said on multiple occasions that this is “a make or miss league,” and that certainly seemed to be the case late in this one, as the Pistons created open looks but mostly couldn’t get them to fall. Brandon Jennings had an especially rough fourth, going just 1-of-6 in the period with two turnovers. Marcin Gortat came up with a huge block on a dunk attempt from Josh Smith with under a minute play that was key, before a nifty fadeaway jumper by John Wall on the ensuing possession sealed it. — Brett Pollakoff

Pelicans 110, Blazers 108: New Orleans had its skill players outplay those from Portland, and in the end that was the difference. LaMarcus Aldridge and Damian Lillard played with their usual level of brilliance, but Jrue Holiday and Anthony Davis exceeded it on this night for the Pelicans. Davis proved his status as an elite defender on multiple possessions where he locked up Aldridge, and Holiday poured in 31 points to go along with 13 assists. The final minutes of this one were very entertaining, as Lillard and Tyreke Evans traded huge buckets with under a minute to play, with the shot from Evans ultimately deciding the contest. — BP

Mavericks 100, Timberwolves 98: Minnesota battled all the way back from a deficit of 21 p0ints, before Dallas ultimately regained control and held on for the victory. Shawn Marion had a game that not many believed he was still capable of, and finished with 32 points on 14-of-19 shooting, which included going 4-of-6 from three-point distance. Minnesota had the ball trailing by two with three seconds remaining, but Kevin Love’s attempt at the buzzer was ruled to b a clean block by the officials, despite the fact that plenty of contact appeared to take place. — BP

Bulls 95, Grizzlies 91: This was a battle between two teams facing an unfair amount of injury issues at this point of the season, and the Bulls were the ones who got enough out of their healthy performers to make the difference. Jimmy Butler matched Mike Conley with 26 points for game-high honors, and defensively Chicago held Zach Randolph to just 10 points on 4-of-15 shooting. Also? Chicago’s D.J. Augustin did this. — BP

Jazz 83, Bobcats 80: As fitting a game between two teams a combined 18 games below .500, this one was sloppy. But for the second time in recent weeks the Jazz beat the Bobcats, this time behind 21 points (15 in the second half) from Trey Burke, including the dagger lay-up to give us the final score. Yes, lay-up. Burke got by Kemba Walker and Al Jefferson’s help defense was as good as it has ever been (which is to say nonexistent) and the bucket was key for Utah. — Kurt Helin

Heat 97, Nuggets 94: Denver played well — they came in with a six-game losing streak but played their best game in some times and had a chance. Well, they did until the Nuggets scored just 17 points in fourth quarter. Meanwhile Miami got help from the supporting cast. Sure, LeBron James had 26 points and 10 assists but Ray Allen had 9 points in the fourth quarter Michael Beasley hit a key three as well off a LeBron kickout. It was enough to get the win. — KH

Suns 107, Clippers 88: Phoenix started off the game on an 11-1 run, started to really pull away in the second (led by 21) and by the fourth quarter this whole thing was garbage time. Phoenix simply outplayed the Clippers top to bottom, with Los Angeles only shooting 36.5 percent on the night. Here was the real difference in this game — Phoenix plays hard every night and plays coach Jeff Hornacek’s system; the Clippers are more talented but their commitment to consistent effort and playing the system isn’t there nightly. — KH