Thursday NBA grades: The Sixers deserve an “A+”…. for tanking

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Our quick look around the NBA, or what you missed while playing with your Simpsons LEGO figures

source:  Philadelphia 76ers efforts to tank. This is not about the players on the Sixers, those guys went as hard as they could (it was 43-43 at one point), they are simply overmatched. That’s because GM Sam Hinkie and Sixers management has a plan — stockpile draft picks and get the highest picks in the draft they can. That means losing. So they assembled a roster that wasn’t very good to begin with then traded Spencer Hawes and Evan Turner at the trade deadline to make sure they are even worse this season (I pity poor Thaddeus Young who was stuck there). And through management’s prism, this team is doing what it was built to do. Maybe even a little more efficiently than they wanted. But they built a team designed to get a high draft pick, and they have succeeded. With some painful side benefits.

source:   James Harden, Houston Rockets. Yes, it still counts against the Sixers — Harden had a triple double of 26 points, 10 rebounds and 10 assists. All in 31 minutes on the court. He was attacking and shot 5-of-7 inside 8 feet, plus he was hitting threes. Oh, and feeding Dwight Howard for easy buckets. The Beard was smart and efficient.

source:   Chris Paul, Los Angeles Clippers. Dallas seemed in control of this game at one point in the fourth quarter, before the Clippers changed tactics and just attacked the rim (in the final minutes the Clips just kept getting buckets there). Chris Paul orchestrated it — he had 31 points on the night but 9 points and two assists in the fourth quarter to help spark the Clippers come-from-behind victory. Great bounce back game for CP3 after a rough outing in New Orleans. There’s been a lot of talk about Blake Griffin as the Clippers MVP this season, and with reason. His game has improved by leaps and bounds and he carried this team with CP3 out. But this is Chris Paul’s team, how far they go in the playoffs starts with him (and DeAndre Jordan’s defense, but that’s another discussion.

source:   Brandon Knight, Milwaukee Bucks. His game has matured this season and you saw some of that against the Lakers, where he dropped 30 points. He did it in a very Knight way — he was 7-of-10 in the paint and looked good when he attacked, plus he knocked down a couple corner threes. He took more midrange shots (3-of-7) than some coaches was like, but what can frustrate is just the lack of doing the little things to guide a team that the Bucks do when Ramon Sessions has the rock. Knight still feels like a guy learning, but going up against the Lakers is a test he knew he could pass. Easily.

Jeopardy uses “crying Jordan” meme for question

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You know a meme has jumped the shark when it appears on Jeopardy. (Also, the phrase “jump the shark” has jumped the shark.)

The “crying Jordan” meme reached that level this week when Alex Trebek asked a question about it.

This in no way means we should stop using the crying Jordan meme — even if it bothers MJ himself, and it does — because it’s still funny.

Charles Barkley on new schedule: “These poor babies can’t play back-to-back games”

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Training camp hasn’t even opened yet, but Charles Barkley is already in midseason “get off my lawn” form.

Barkley — the man who can’t stand jump shooting teams, or analytics, or LeBron James asking for better players, or your newfangled technology — went off on another tedious rant at an SMU event Wednesday, this time about the NBA’s decision to start the season a little earlier and have fewer back-to-backs and eliminate four-games-in-five-nights.

Ugh. Like a lot of former players — and a lot of non-athletes, for that matter — Barkley is convinced his peak as a player coincided with the greatest era of basketball ever. Things were never better than the way they did it in his day.

Which means facts — like pointing to the studies that show players both are less likely to be injured and play better and more efficiently when rested — don’t matter. Barkley did it, so players now should have to do it. Who cares if all these packed in games can shorten their careers?

Then again, maybe a few days off would have helped Barkley in the second half of his career.

B.J. Armstrong, former Jordan-era Bull turned agent, told me last year that if teams and players knew in his day what they know now about rest and injury, you would have seen stars like MJ rest. Over time we learn more information, and the smart people and organizations adjust.

Barkley will make far more headlines over the course of the season, he gets paid to be brash, say whatever pops into head, and be generally draw attention to himself. It makes him entertaining, and that’s what Inside the NBA is about. But I will defer to Steve Kerr’s comments from last playoffs on all these old “get off my lawn” players.

“The game gets worse as time goes on. Players are less talented than they used to be. The guys in the 50s would’ve destroyed everybody. It’s weird how human evolution goes in reverse in sports. Players get weaker, smaller, less skilled. I don’t know. I can’t explain it.”

For a couple grand, Warriors fans can have Larry O’Brien Trophy visit their suite

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There’s so much money floating around the Bay Area right now thanks to another tech boom, this price almost seems low.

If you have a suite for the Golden State Warriors home games this season — and those are pretty much sold out, the Warriors draw big from the Silicon Valley crowd — you can have the NBA championship Larry O’Brien Trophy visit your suite. All for just a couple grand. From Gilbert Lee, via ESPN’s Darren Rovell.

The best part is it includes champagne… do you get to spray each other with it as you hold up the trophy? Now that would be perfect (goggles included, of course).

Have an issue with this? Why? To the victor goes the spoils. The Warriors may be able to sell this package for years.

Sixers new “Spirit of 76” court is fire

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First, the Sixers nailed the Nike “statement” jersey.

Now, they have announced a new “Spirit of 76” promotion, with seven tribute nights this season honoring the history of the franchise and of the Philadelphia area (and there is plenty of history to honor).

The best part — the “Spirit of 76” court with the bell logo.

Here is the promo vid

I just hope the Sixers team can live up to all the hype.