Serge Ibaka, Andray Blatche

Brooklyn Nets set NBA record-low with 17 rebounds in game


The Brooklyn Nets grabbed 17 rebounds in a loss to the Oklahoma City Thunder on Friday.


That set a new NBA record for fewest rebounds in a game, breaking the 18 the Detroit Pistons had against the Charlotte Hornets on November 28, 2001.

Again, 17!

This season, a single player has grabbed at least 17 rebounds in a game 45 times. DeAndre Jordan, himself, has done it 16 times. Since the Pistons set the previous record, even relatively small players like Dorell Wright, Bonzi Wells and Rajon Rondo have had 17-rebound games.


But as much fun as it is to ridicule Brooklyn for this record, is it really fair?

Well, yes – but the problem wasn’t rebounding, or at least not just rebounding.

The Nets are a poor rebounding team, and they rebounded especially poorly Friday night. That was a big part of finishing with just 17.

But there were other issues – one neutral and one bad for Brooklyn – that contributed.

The Nets and Thunder played at an estimated pace of 93.14 Friday, which would rank among the NBA’s slowest over the full season. Fewer possessions mean fewer opportunities to accumulate all counting stats, including rebounds.

More significantly, Brooklyn allowed Oklahoma City to shoot 63.6 percent – the highest single-game field-goal percentage of any team this season. It’s hard to grab rebounds when the opponent doesn’t miss.

The Nets’ had 14 defensive rebounds to the Thunder’s 10 offensive rebounds – 58.3 percent of the available defensive rebounds for Brooklyn. That’s a low defensive-rebounding percentage, but teams have done worse 25 times this season.

On the other end, the Nets made a respectable 47.3 percent of their shots, again lowering their opportunities to get rebounds. They had three offensive rebounds to the Thunder’s 31 defensive rebounds – 8.8 percent of the available offensive rebounds for Brooklyn. Again, that’s a poor mark, but teams have gotten a lower percentage of offensive rebounds nine times this season. (Some teams forgo offensive rebounding to set their transition defense, and the Nets did hold Oklahoma City to just 11 fastbreak points.)

Add it all up, and the Nets’ total rebounding percentage in the game was 29.3 – the NBA’s worst single-game rebounding percentage all season. But the Bobcats did worse just last year (27.9 percent against the Utah Jazz on March 1, 2013).

Brooklyn will go into the record book, but its rebounding really wasn’t historically bad.

If you want to mock the Nets for their 17 rebounds – 17! – go for it. It’s plenty of fun to mock the Nets.

But if you want to be really accurate, acknowledge the Nets’ slow pace and then mock them for their defense and rebounding, in that order.

Report: Matt Barnes attacked Derek Fisher, who’s dating Barnes’ estranged wife

Derek Fisher, Matt Barnes, Russell Westbrook

Matt Barnes is an instigator. He has been arrested for domestic violence. He also had a weird thing where he implied he was dating Rihanna only for her to claim they’d never never met.

Which is to say this is believable – that the Grizzlies forward attacked Knicks coach Derek Fisher for dating his estranged wife.

Ian Mohr of the New York Post:

Sources said Fisher was at the LA home of Gloria Govan — Barnes’ estranged wife​,​ who stars on “Basketball Wives LA” — on Saturday. Fisher and Govan have been dating for “a few months,” a source said, after Fisher filed to divorce his wife of 10 years, Candace, in March.

But when Barnes learned that Fisher was at his former home with Gloria, he drove 95 miles to LA to “beat the s–t” out of Fisher, sources said.

“Derek was in Gloria’s back yard with about 10 people having a bonfire on ​​Saturday,” said a source. “Derek’s separated from his wife and there’s a relationship with [Gloria].”

The source added, “Barnes was in Santa Barbara [at Memphis Grizzlies training camp] and heard that Fisher was in his house. He went crazy. He got in his car and went to the house and went after Fisher.”

​A source close to Fisher ​confirmed the fight but said, “Matt came after Derek but he only had a few scratches … Derek’s not going to press charges, he’s going to let it go.”

Even if Fisher – who missed practice Monday for what the Knicks called “personal reasons” – isn’t pressing charges, the NBA is investigating.

Adrian Wojnarowski of Yahoo Sports:

This is a weird jurisdictional issue, especially if no criminal charges are filed. But I wouldn’t be surprised if the league punishes Barnes – a former Lakers teammate of Fisher – if it finds evidence to support the Post’s description of events.

Caron Butler details Gilbert Arenas-Javaris Crittenton gun incident

Caron Butler

Caron Butler wrote an autobiography, a recently published excerpt details his accounting of the Gilbert Arenas-Javaris Crittenton gun incident when they were with the Wizards.

An excerpt of the excerpt in The Washington Post:

When I entered the locker room, I thought I had somehow been transported back to my days on the streets of Racine. Gilbert was standing in front of his two locker stalls, the ones previously used by Michael Jordan, with four guns on display. Javaris was standing in front of his own stall, his back to Gilbert.

“Hey, MF, come pick one,” Gilbert told Javaris while pointing to the weapons. “I’m going to shoot your [expletive] with one of these.”

“Oh no, you don’t need to shoot me with one of those,” said Javaris, turning around slowly like a gunslinger in the Old West. “I’ve got one right here.”

He pulled out his own gun, already loaded, cocked it, and pointed it at Gilbert.

Other players who had been casually arriving, laughing and joking with each other, came to a sudden halt, their eyes bugging out. It took them only a few seconds to realize this was for real, a shootaround of a whole different nature. They all looked at each other and then they ran, the last man out locking the door behind him.

Somebody outside the locker room called 911. Flip Saunders was the coach back then, but he was too scared to even come into the locker room.

Click through to read the entire excerpt. It’s captivating.

Arenas is essentially retired and still spouting off silly takes.

Crittenton is currently serving a 23-year sentence for voluntary manslaughter.

Butler plays for the Kings.