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Cleveland Cavaliers beat writers try, survive cryotherapy

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NBA players are increasingly using cryotherapy, but to most of us, the actual process is a mystery.

All I knew, thanks to the pain and suffering of Manny Harris, is not to wear wet socks during treatment. Otherwise, I was at a loss.

But while covering the Cleveland Cavaliers on the West Coast, Mary Schmitt Boyer of The Plain Dealer, Jason Lloyd of the Akron Beacon Journal and Allie Clifton of Fox Sports Ohio underwent cryotherapy in a facility near Sacramento. Boyer:

Just before entering, we had the temperature of our skin taken. Each of us was 88 degrees going into the chamber.

The chamber itself is divided into two parts, each about the size of a small closet. Four people can stand comfortably. The warm-up chamber — and I use that term lightly — is set at minus-76. We spent 30 seconds in there before walking through a glass door with a wooden handle into a little bit bigger chamber where the temperature is minus-166. We spent a LONG two minutes in there.

I’m not gonna lie. It was shocking. I’m also not gonna lie. Lloyd screamed louder than Clifton or I — and swore more.

Because it was the end of the day and because the center had been busy, it was a bit foggy in the second chamber. Whereas the players told us they had walked in a little circle, we stood in a little huddle talking about how crazy we were. There was a window so the staffers could see in and a microphone so they could hear us and give us a countdown every 30 seconds. The last thing they told us was that we could come out at any time. There’s no lock on either of the doors.

The last 30 seconds seemed to last forever, and we were a little disoriented trying to get out because of the fog. But there was a certain bizarre sense of accomplishment having survived a purely voluntary test of endurance. They took our skin temperature again immediately. Clifton and I were at 58, Lloyd was at 59.

Tristan Thompson and C.J. Miles said they found cryotherapy helpful, though they didn’t exactly come across head-over-heals in love with the method. For her part, Boyer said she felt no real effects (other than pride in surviving the ordeal).

The consensus seems to be that it might work for some people – perhaps even only due to placebo effect – and not others. So, unless it causes pain, there’s no harm in trying it.

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But for $30 a pop special, that can get a little pricey for us common folk to do regularly – especially if the health benefits are not clear. For an NBA player, especially one whose team is covering it, that’s nothing.

The lesson here: It’s better to be an NBA player than an NBA reporter.

Jeremy Lin stars in Space Jam 3 (video)

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LeBron James will reportedly star in Space Jam 2.

Space Jam 3? Jeremy Lin already claimed the top role in a very, um, strange video.

Kids Jeopardy! contestant whiffs on LeBron James question (video)

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Did LeBron James lead the Lakers to NBA titles in 2012 and 2013?

If you haven’t already gotten your fix of laughing at children, here’s a kid who guessed that happened:

The question, as you surely know, is who are the Miami Heat?

Doc Rivers: Clippers were third for Kevin Durant

LOS ANGELES, CA - JANUARY 22:  Kevin Durant #35 of the Oklahoma City Thunder makes a pass to Serge Ibaka #9 around DeAndre Jordan #6 and Blake Griffin #32 of the Los Angeles Clippers during a 109-97 Thunder win at Staples Center on January 22, 2013 in Los Angeles, California.  NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement.  (Photo by Harry How/Getty Images)
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The Warriors signed Kevin Durant.

The Celtics claimed they finished second for the superstar free agent.

And the bronze medal goes to…

Doc Rivers on The Vertical Podcast with Woj, as transcribed by CSN Bay Area:

And we were in it. We were in the Top 3 at the very end

We asked a simple question, and the first question I asked was, ‘Are we in the Top 3?’ And they said ‘Yes.’ So that made us feel good. My next question was, ‘Are we in the Top 2?’ And we had made the decision if they say ‘No’ then we go, if they say ‘Yes’ we stay. And they said ‘No.’

This is all obviously quite silly. It mostly matters only where Durant plays, not where he came closer to playing. Golden State won. Everyone else lost.

But teams are fighting for perception, trying to send a message to the next superstar free that they’re a legitimate destination.

I just have a hard time believing the Clippers were actually third and ahead of re-signing with the Thunder. The Clippers didn’t have enough cap space to keep Chris Paul, Blake Griffin and DeAndre Jordan and give Durant a max contract.

I believe Durant could’ve told the Clippers they ranked third because he liked their pitch and the statement was largely superficial. But if it actually came down to it, would Durant have taken a reduced salary or joined a team depleted by losing one of its stars? Those were the only two options for picking the Clippers.

I have my doubts, but at least Rivers has a narrative he can sell. And sell it he will.

Newspaper editor on Michael Jordan article: ‘What other photo could be more suitable than the infamous Crying Jordan meme’

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A Malawian newspaper, writing about Michael Jordan’s statement on race, used the Crying Jordan photo accompany the article.

How did that happen?

A page designer who didn’t understand the meme? A joke never fixed before printing? A staff-wide ignorance of the photo’s cultural relevance?

Justin Block of The Huffington Post:

As it turns out, the newspaper is called The Nation, or The Malawi Nation. When reached for comment on Thursday afternoon, The Nation Senior News Analyst Joy Ndovi stated that using the Michael Jordan Crying meme was intentional, and said Sports Editor Garry Chirwa picked the photo.

Chirwa told us that when he read the story, he felt that the emotions packed within Jordan’s quote, “I could no longer keep silent,” were represented in the Michael Jordan Crying meme.

“I just imagined him crying,” Chirwa wrote via WhatsApp.

Ndovi echoed Chirwa’s sentiments:

The article on Jordan reacting to the violence in U.S. was just the perfect one for the meme to be used. It depicts the emotional state of the former NBA star. Though it might seem unconventional, what other photo could be more suitable than the infamous Crying Jordan meme?

I can think of a few.