We know you were busy Sunday night trying out the new Cinnabon vodka (why does that exist?) so we kept our eye on the NBA for you and are bringing you some grades.
Brooklyn Nets in the third quarter. Brooklyn was up 7 over Detroit… then the third quarter happened. Again. Sunday the Nets shot 26.3 percent in the third on their way to 15 points, the Pistons shot 66.7, and by the end of the quarter the game felt over. Problem is, this is a Brooklyn trend. On the season, in the first half the Nets shoot 44.8 percent and play their opponents basically to a standstill (-0.4 points in the half). Then in the third they shoot 40.7 percent, their defense gets worse and they normally get outscored by an average of 5.2 in the quarter. In the second half they shoot 41.7 percent on the season and get outscored by 7.1 on average. Nets players say all the right things about fixing this, but their actions are nowhere near the rhetoric.
Goran Dragic, Phoenix Suns. The 23 points on 10-of-17 shooting is good. The 13 assists were nice (Gerald Green certainly appreciated them). There were the late buckets when the Magic made a run — a driving lay-up on possession, then recognizing Nikola Vucevic had switched on to him he hit a step back three putting the Suns up three, that was the dagger. But the real key? No turnovers. If your point guard takes care of the rock took things happen.
Rodney Stuckey, Detroit Pistons. They are still trying to figure out the offense in Detroit, but Stuckey has thrived of late in his sixth man role — 27 points on 10-of-16 shooting on Sunday, he gets to the line and he dished out six assists as well. He had 17 of those points in the fourth quarter, after the Pistons built up a lead and he made sure there was no Brooklyn comeback.
Tobias Harris, Orlando Magic. He’s not getting this grade for this performance (6 points on 3-of-8 shooting in 16 minutes), he was rusty. Which is to be expected with a guy getting his first game action this season due to an ankle issue. It was just good to see him back on the court — we could use some good young players coming back off injuries, not going down with more.
LeBron James will reportedly star in Space Jam 2.
Space Jam 3? Jeremy Lin already claimed the top role in a very, um, strange video.
Did LeBron James lead the Lakers to NBA titles in 2012 and 2013?
If you haven’t already gotten your fix of laughing at children, here’s a kid who guessed that happened:
The question, as you surely know, is who are the Miami Heat?
The Warriors signed Kevin Durant.
The Celtics claimed they finished second for the superstar free agent.
And the bronze medal goes to…
Doc Rivers on The Vertical Podcast with Woj, as transcribed by CSN Bay Area:
And we were in it. We were in the Top 3 at the very end
We asked a simple question, and the first question I asked was, ‘Are we in the Top 3?’ And they said ‘Yes.’ So that made us feel good. My next question was, ‘Are we in the Top 2?’ And we had made the decision if they say ‘No’ then we go, if they say ‘Yes’ we stay. And they said ‘No.’
This is all obviously quite silly. It mostly matters only where Durant plays, not where he came closer to playing. Golden State won. Everyone else lost.
But teams are fighting for perception, trying to send a message to the next superstar free that they’re a legitimate destination.
I just have a hard time believing the Clippers were actually third and ahead of re-signing with the Thunder. The Clippers didn’t have enough cap space to keep Chris Paul, Blake Griffin and DeAndre Jordan and give Durant a max contract.
I believe Durant could’ve told the Clippers they ranked third because he liked their pitch and the statement was largely superficial. But if it actually came down to it, would Durant have taken a reduced salary or joined a team depleted by losing one of its stars? Those were the only two options for picking the Clippers.
I have my doubts, but at least Rivers has a narrative he can sell. And sell it he will.
A Malawian newspaper, writing about Michael Jordan’s statement on race, used the Crying Jordan photo accompany the article.
How did that happen?
A page designer who didn’t understand the meme? A joke never fixed before printing? A staff-wide ignorance of the photo’s cultural relevance?
Justin Block of The Huffington Post:
As it turns out, the newspaper is called The Nation, or The Malawi Nation. When reached for comment on Thursday afternoon, The Nation Senior News Analyst Joy Ndovi stated that using the Michael Jordan Crying meme was intentional, and said Sports Editor Garry Chirwa picked the photo.
Chirwa told us that when he read the story, he felt that the emotions packed within Jordan’s quote, “I could no longer keep silent,” were represented in the Michael Jordan Crying meme.
“I just imagined him crying,” Chirwa wrote via WhatsApp.
Ndovi echoed Chirwa’s sentiments:
The article on Jordan reacting to the violence in U.S. was just the perfect one for the meme to be used. It depicts the emotional state of the former NBA star. Though it might seem unconventional, what other photo could be more suitable than the infamous Crying Jordan meme?
I can think of a few.