Three Stars of the Night: No Average Joes

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Wasn’t Monday night awful? No NBA games being played brought back some serious lockout flashbacks, but Tuesday night was just the remedy. Nine games were on the slate to welcome us back from the All-Star break, and there were some impressive performances put up.

Tony Parker rattled off 30 points and 11 assists in a win against the Kings. Goran Dragic showed sharing is caring with 18 assists in Phoenix’s upset in Portland. Al Jefferson pump-faked his way to 24 points in a win over the struggling Warriors, Gerald Henderson had a game of the year (career?) for Charlotte with 24 points and 10 rebounds in a win over Orlando, and DeMar DeRozan and Rudy Gay each scored 24 points in a win over the Wizards.

Nice as some of those showings were, we’re not interested in nice or average or pretty good. We’re only interested in the stars, and here they are:

Third Star: Joakim Noah – (15 points, 17 rebounds, 5 assists, 3 blocks)

Joakim Noah for Defensive Player of the Year? You won’t hear many complaints from me. Noah cleaned the glass and altered a ton of shots against New Orleans, and he pretty much showed rookie big man Anthony Davis the blueprint for how to be a mobile defensive monster. Noah flies all over the court and covers a ton of ground, which enables other defenders to stay home and play straight up. Very rarely do the Bulls give up an uncontested look, and a lot of that has to do with Noah patrolling the entire floor. Next time you get the chance, just watch Noah on defense and ignore the ball. It’s incredible to watch.

 

Second Star: Ty Lawson – (26 points, 6 rebounds, 6 assists)

How great has Lawson been lately? In his last 10 games, Lawson is scoring 21.4 points and dropping 8 assists a game while shooting 52 percent from the field. He’s always been great at getting into the paint and scoring, but Lawson’s ability to draw contact and get to the line has been a big part of his recent scoring boon. Lawson went to the line 10 times against Boston, but perhaps more impressively, he had zero turnovers in 37 minutes against one of the best defensive teams in the league. Not bad.

 

First Star: Joe Johnson – (24 points, 5 rebounds, 5 assists, game-tying and game-winning buckets)

Watch Joe Johnson move around on the court, and you wouldn’t think he’d be a threat. He’s slow through screens, moving at a snail’s pace away from the ball. Johnson is the rare scorer who almost never gets open — everything he gets, he creates for himself. That’s usually no way to make a living in the NBA, but Johnson’s height, strength, and tight mechanics allow him to create space against almost any defender and rise and fire.

After the Nets felt the burn of a Brandon Jennings’ hot streak (and a Monta Ellis flop), Johnson was charged with tying the game, down three. Inexplicably, the Bucks didn’t foul Deron Williams when he had his back turned to the rim, and Johnson made them pay with an overtime-forcing 3-pointer. Then in a tie game in overtime, Johnson crossed up one of the better individual defenders in basketball in Luc Richard Mbah a Moute to hit a tough mid-range jumper to win it. Deron Williams may be the “star”, and Brook Lopez is the most productive player, but the Nets might resemble Joe Johnson right now more than anyone else.

Elfrid Payton slams chasedown block on LeBron James (VIDEO)

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LeBron James is usually the guy handing out chasedown blocks. He’s famous for them, and has carted out his signature move in the biggest moments of his career.

He’s also not used to having his own shots blocked from behind, and certainly not by opposing point guards.

Enter Elfrid Payton.

During a play halfway through the first quarter against the Orlando Magic on Thursday, LeBron was on a drive to the hole with Elfrid trailing far behind.

Thanks to a pinch by two Magic defenders, LeBron had to try and use brute force a bit deeper in the paint than he wanted to.

That allowed Payton — running at full speed — to catch up and pin The King on the glass.

Cleveland still got the best of the Magic, as Isaiah Thomas hit a clutch free throw to win the game with 11 seconds left, 104-103.

All-Star Joel Embiid doesn’t need Rihanna: “On to the next one”

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For about as long as we can remember, Joel Embiid has famously thirsted after Rihanna on Twitter. Fans have tried to boost his standing with the singer, but it apparently that has not been enough.

In 2014, Embiid mentioned on social media that a “famous girl” — presumably Rihanna — told him to “Come back when you’re an All-Star.”

Well, today is that day.

Embiid is a starter out of the Eastern Conference, and on Thursday night he had his chance to speak to Rihanna (or whomever) via national TV on TNT.

Did Embiid decide to reach out to this famous person? Apparently he’s off it.

Via Twitter:

This is like that scene from Private Parts when Howard Stern hits No. 1 and he tells Paul Giamatti’s character to get lost.

Embiid had the chance to curve Rihanna (or whomever) and took it. Long live The Process.

Here are the weirdest NBA All-Star voting results for 2018

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NBA All-Star voting is over, and now we have the results. The starters are in, and what’s left is for us to wait until they announce the teams after they are picked in double secret ceremony.

Of course, the NBA did release the full voting results via their PR website this week, and as such there are some head scratchers. My boy Patrick Redford over at Deadspin did an excellent job rounding up some of the players who got exactly one (1) vote from other players.

The gag here is that these guys presumably voted for themselves.

Of course, what I found most interesting was actually the guys who got multiple votes from their compatriots without being All-Star caliber players.

My favorite list of player-voted non-All-Stars includes: Michael Beasley (4), Gordon Hayward (2), Boban Marjanovic (2), Jahlil Okafor (4), Quincy Acy (2), Tyler Zeller (4), T.J. McConnell (2), Elfrid Payton (2), Zaza Pachulia (3), Taj Gibson (6), Zach Randolph (5), Maurice Harkless (2), Deyonta Davis (3), Lonzo Ball (9), Mike Conley (3).

There’s a whole smattering of guys in there who either didn’t play enough, aren’t stars, are injured, or who aren’t very good.

That multiple players took time to vote for these guys really speaks to the frivolity of the NBA All-Star Game. At least outside of player contract incentives.

Bring on February!

LeBron James throws behind-the-back, nutmeg pass for assist (VIDEO)

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LeBron James is one of the best passers the NBA has ever seen, but even this is too hard to believe.

During Thursday’s game between the Orlando Magic and Cleveland Cavaliers, LeBron through a ridiculous behind-the-back pass that nutmegged Orlando’s Aaron Gordon.

The result of the play was a bucket for Dwyane Wade.

Via Twitter:

I mean, that’s just … insane.