Golden State Warriors' Ezeli dunks against Los Angeles Lakers in Oakland

New Year’s Resolutions for the NBA

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Did you catch the Lakers-Warriors game on Saturday night? It was close to perfect. The crowd in Oakland is always wonderful, but with the hated Lakers in town, they really stepped it up a notch. The on-court play was obviously great. The storylines were there. If you watched, regardless of who you were rooting for, chances are you enjoyed yourself quite a bit.

That doesn’t happen enough. It’s not that the NBA doesn’t provide a quality product, because they do. It could just be better. And that’s what New Year’s Resolutions are for, right? Here’s my list for David Stern and Adam Silver:

Change the overtime timeout rule

For some asinine reason, each team is awarded three timeouts in the five minute overtime period. That just kills any back-and-forth action, making even the best game too drawn out. Basketball thrives on building momentum and constant action, but timeouts just take the wind out of your sails too often.

We’re not even talking about mandatory media timeouts here — just like overtime, these are bonus timeouts. And there are too many of them.

Want to know what really made the Warriors-Lakers game great? There were no stoppages while the action was at its best. Neither the Warriors or the Lakers used a single one of their three timeouts in overtime until there were eight seconds left in the overtime period. It built drama, it built intrigue, and it kept the crowd in it the whole way.

Stop playing music during big moments

This is a thing only a small handful of game operations staff get. Let the game be the show. There is absolutely no reason to be playing a Ke$ha song in a tie game with 15 seconds left while the ball is getting inbounded. Let the applause grow, let the tension build. There are moments where music provides a nice supplement or distraction, but please, let the crowd at least have the chance to get into the game without a Black Eyed Peas song drowning out their thoughts.

Move the photographers back

If I see one more player get hurt because he either tramples a photographer under the baseline or has to try and leap over them, I’m going to lose my mind. These players don’t have pads on. They’re often moving with insane amounts of momentum — can we give them a little more floor area to slow down? I love a good basketball picture, but will it make a huge difference to the photos if we move these guys back, say, five feet? We have the technology! Keep the players safe from getting tripped or faceplanting into a camera and move these guys back, pronto.

Stop counting all shots behind halfcourt as field goal attempts

There’s nothing lamer in basketball. Time is winding a down, a player has a shot at a heave, and he waits to hear the buzzer before he lets the shot go so it won’t hurt his numbers. It happens in just about every game. Don’t blame the players — those long attempts count towards their stats, which is what their salaries are based on.

Let’s change the rule instead. Any shot behind halfcourt is almost certainly a buzzer beating shot, so why count it towards a player’s field goal attempts? If they make it, sure, add it. But if they miss from beyond halfcourt? Just don’t count it. It’s simple — stop punishing players for trying to score in these situations, and we’ll see guys actually try to make shots from unfathomable distances. Isn’t that more fun for everyone?

Report: Donatas Motiejunas no-shows physical after Rockets match Nets’ offer

Donatas Motiejunas, Kenneth Faried
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The Nets’ signed Rockets restricted free agent Donatas Motiejunas to an offer sheet. Houston elected to match.

Case closed?

Hardly.

Jonathan Feigen of the Houston Chronicle:

Houston has a right to demand Motiejunas undergo a physical within two days of exercising its matching rights, which it did yesterday. Motiejunas is requires to answer questions truthfully and supply requested medical information.

If Motiejunas fails to meet those requirements, he hangs in limbo until the Rockets decide his fate.

At any time between now and March 1, they could elect to undo their offer-sheet match. That would invalidate Motiejunas’ offer sheet and make him a restricted free agent again, and the Nets couldn’t sign him for a year. On March 2, the same effect will become automatic.

I don’t see what Motiejunas gains by not reporting. If he fails his Houston physical, he’d go to Brooklyn on the terms of the offer sheet.

By not undergoing the physical, he goes nowhere.

Draymond Green, Stephen Curry and Kevin Durant team up for floor-is-lava alley-oop (video)

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Klay Thompson might have had the huge game for the Warriors, but Draymond Green, Stephen Curry and Kevin Durant teamed up for the Warriors’ most spectacular play against the Pacers.

Once Green released his long outlet pass, the ball travelled three-quarters of the court and into the basket without a player touching it and the floor simultaneously.

Here’s another angle:

Dwight Powell obliterates Cody Zeller on alley-oop (video)

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Andrew Bogut patting Cody Zeller on the head, even if unintentional, was the perfect response to Dwight Powell dunking on the Hornets center.

There, there, Cody. It’ll be OK.

At least Charlotte got a 109-101 win over the Mavericks.

Stephen Curry dumps ice on mid-interview Klay Thompson, who says ‘I’m still hot’ (video)

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Klay Thompson scored an incredible 60 points in 29 minutes.

So, what did Stephen Curry do? Dump ice on his Warriors teammate during the post-game interview, of course.

That didn’t cool down Thompson, who’s probably still hot this morning.