Tayshaun Prince, Kenneth Faried, Andre Iguodala

Three Stars of the Night: Dirty Work Edition

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Ugly players need love, too. For tonight’s Three Stars, we’ve got one of the nastiest looking jumpers you’ll ever see, a player who treats the paint like an island and everywhere else on the floor as molten lava, and a reformed grinder turning himself into a top scorer. Put on that hulking knee brace, grab your goggles and pop in your mouthpiece – it’s about to get ugly in the Three Stars of the Night.

Third Star: Kenneth Faried (15 points, 8 rebounds, 23 minutes played)

Kenneth Faried can’t dribble, pass or shoot, which would typically be a problem for just about every player ever. After all, those are kind of important things. But what makes Faried unique is that his skills are a lot less accessible than other players. You can see great footwork, or a picture perfect jumper, but things like “motor” and “nose for the ball” aren’t as easy to identify. Simply put, Faried just eats glass, and he does it with such an unmatched vigor that he’ll always have a place in the league. He only played 23 minutes tonight, but it must have felt like more to the Pistons frontcourt that he singlehandedly wore down.

Second Star: Arron Afflalo (28 points, 5 rebounds, 5 assists)

While he was in Denver, Afflalo’s development as an offensive player was slow and steady. He improved gradually every year, adding new little wrinkles to his game to supplement his excellent outside shooting. Now in Orlando, with little help around him, Afflalo has been asked to make a big leap – and if tonight’s performance against Chicago’s is any indication, Afflalo is taking it in stride. The 28 points are impressive, but add in the fact that Afflalo was playing without a point guard and didn’t turn it over a single time against one of the best defenses and basketball, and this will likely go down as one of the more underrated individual offensive performances of the season.

First Star: Joakim Noah (20 points, 9 rebounds, 4 assists, 5 blocks)

How could something so wrong be so right? Noah’s two-handed, push shot, sidewinder jumper is a total “don’t try this at home” shot, but it falls at an alarming rate. No, really. Noah shot 43 percent from 16-23 feet last year and nearly 75 percent from the line. Although he only burned the Magic a couple of times from distance, every uncorking of that jumper feels like a banked halfcourt shot and has the same deflating effect on defenses. Between that and his five blocked shots, Noah provided more than a handful of momentum altering plays in the best of contest of the night.

Cavaliers stand in middle of Raptors dancers’ routine (video)

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The Cavaliers were ready for their game against the Raptors tonight, and Toronto’s dance team wasn’t going to change that.

The last time I remember something like this happening, Grizzlies guard Tony Allen walked through the Warriors’ kid dancers. This video doesn’t show got the Cavaliers got to that point, but they might have the defense of being there first. Allen definitely didn’t have that.

Wizards score 6 (!) fourth-quarter points in loss to Hornets

Cody Zeller, Ramon Sessions
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Gary Neal made a jumper with 10:12 remaining in tonight’s Wizards-Hornets game.

That was Washington’s last basket.

Jared Dudley made a pair of free throws on the Wizards next possession, and Neal added two more free throws with 23 seconds left.

And that was all the Wizards scoring in the quarter.

Washington, which entered the final period up seven, lost 101-87 after its 1-for-20 final-period shooting.

The six fourth-quarter points were the fewest by an NBA team in a quarter since Cavaliers scored six third-quarter points in a Jan. 26, 2014 loss to the Suns. Last time a team scored so few in a fourth quarter: Nov. 13, 2012, when the Raptors had five against the Pacers.

At least Neal’s late free throws spared the Wizards further shame. Nobody has scored four or fewer points in a quarter since the Warriors managed just two in a Feb. 8, 2004 loss to the Raptors.

As it stands, this is one of only 44 times in the shot clock era a team has scored so few points in a quarter.

76ers tie NBA-record losing streak, dropping heartbreaker to Celtics

Isaiah Thomas, T.J. McConnell

After a rare period of on-court competence, the 76ers led the Celtics by five with two minutes left tonight.

Then, Philadelphia snatched defeat from the jaws of victory.

The 76ers yielded a 9-0 run to close an 84-80 setback.

They’re now 0-16. Combined with their 0-10 finish to last season, that’s a 26-game losing streak – tied for longest in NBA history. Last year’s 76ers already shared the record.

Philadelphia is also in danger of the worst start to a season. The 2009-10 New Jersey Nets began 0-18, and last year’s 76ers won only one game sooner.

The 76ers will try to avoid the all-time longest streak at the Rockets on Friday. If that goes unsuccessfully, they’ll try to avoid matching the worst season start at the Grizzlies on Sunday. And if both fail, they could set the worst-start record against the Lakers on Tuesday.

76ers-Lakers – it’s shaping up to be a big one.

Timberwolves read mean tweets about themselves (video)

Flip Saunders, Karl-Anthony Towns, Tyus Jones
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The Timberwolves didn’t select the meanest tweets about these players, but credit Karl-Anthony Towns, Tyus Jones, Shabazz Muhammad and Zach LaVine for being good sports.