Kobe settles case where fan said he was “assaulted” during game

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In 2005, insurance agent Bill Geeslin had the seats we all dream of for a game — courtside. It was Nov. 14 and his Memphis Grizzlies were playing (and would beat) Kobe Bryant and the Lakers.

During the game Kobe chased and dove for a ball going out of bounds and he landed on Geeslin, something we’ve seen a hundred times before and since. The kind of hustle we applaud in athletes.

But Geeslin sued Kobe, saying he was assaulted and was left with a bruised lung cavity due to Kobe giving him an intentional forearm. He wanted in excess of $75,000 in the suit and said at deposition he “felt like a human punching bag.” I would say he felt like a greedy punching bag, but that’s just me. And when he passed away two months later (for causes not related to the incident) his estate continued the lawsuit.

Which a judge threw out at summary judgment saying no reasonable juror could say this was on Kobe. We thought that was the end of it. Reasonable minds prevail. Yea for American legal justice.

Ahh, but there is an appeal process. An reasonable minds do not always win in court. The Memphis Commercial Appeal and  Ball Don’t Lie picked up the story there and said that while the 6th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in Cincinnati said that claims of Geeslin’s emotional distress should be tossed, the claims of assault should get a second look. And so that part of the trial was going forward.

And so, it was set to go to jury selection this week. Seriously.

So Kobe settled to make the thing go away. We don’t know if it was the full $75,000, but the smart bet is it was close.

So to be clear, seven years of time for judges and lawyers because Kobe went after a ball out of bounds and didn’t kiss the guy’s a** afterwards. God bless America and our legal system.

Not to be insensitive to the dead, but as Straight outta Vancouver said so well, you sit in the front row of a game you take on the risk. We want our players to hustle after balls and entertain us by working hard, you sit in the front row you paid a premium to be close to the sweat and the effort and the stars. That comes with the risk that a large athlete moving fast may run into you, spill your beer and knock you over. Deal with it.

By the way, McDonald’s coffee is hot and if you hide out and jump in a tank of killer whales at SeaWorld after hours you might die. And that is your fault, too.

Clippers blow 18-point lead, lose in final 2 seconds on putback to Kings (VIDEO)

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The Los Angeles Clippers had a rough go of things against the Sacramento Kings on Sunday. Up by 18 with more than five minutes to go, LA blew their lead and were left to watch as the Kings sealed the game late.

The final possession for Sacramento came on a missed corner 3-pointer by Clippers guard Jamal Crawford. The Kings got the outlet pass out on the rebound, but Ben McLemore took it to the rack and missed. That’s when Willie Cauley-Stein stepped in, cleaned up the board, and put the game-winning shot home with less than two seconds left.

Los Angeles lost in spectacular fashion, and became the only team this season to lose given their game situation.

Here’s a compilation the NBA put together of Sacramento’s epic comeback:

Meanwhile, Chris Paul called it the worst regular season loss of his career.

The Clippers peaked too soon. Like, the first 20 games of the season too soon.

Russell Westbrook throws incredible halfcourt bounce pass vs. Rockets (VIDEO)

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Russell Westbrook had yet another triple-double on Sunday. The Oklahoma City Thunder star notched 13 assists in the loss to the Houston Rockets, 137-125, and one of them came on a nifty pass to teammate Victor Oladipo.

The play happened with the Thunder on the fastbreak early in the third quarter. Westbrook was moving from left-to-right across the middle of the floor with the ball while Oladipo streaked down the right wing.

With the Rockets defense collapsing, Westbrook reached halfcourt and fired a bounce pass that sliced through the opposition.

Oladipo finished with the clean dunk.

Still not sure it beats this one, but I think we’ll have to compare once the season comes to a close.

Kobe Bryant on race for Podoloff Trophy: “We might see our first co-MVPs this year”

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The race between James Harden and Russell Westbrook for the 2017 NBA MVP has narrowed to a two-man race toward the end of the season. The Oklahoma City Thunder star is averaging at triple-double this year, and the Houston Rockets guard is doing things nobody has ever done on a basketball court before.

It’s a tough decision to decide between them, so much so that even former Los Angeles Lakers great and 2008 NBA MVP Kobe Bryant can’t do it.

Speaking on ESPN on Sunday, Bryant said he thought the league might have to just bite the bullet on Westbrook vs. Harden.

“We might see our first co-MVPs this year,” said Bryant.

That would be a huge step for the league, but I’m not entirely sure they would do it. There have been co-NBA All-Star Game MVPs in years past, but never league MVP.

Still, can you decide between Russ and Harden? The Mamba can’t.

Watch Rockets C Nene lead the break, eurostep past Enes Kanter (VIDEO)

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Houston Rockets center Nene is from Brazil, but on Sunday against the Oklahoma City Thunder the South American native went full euro.

On a fastbreak possession, Nene took on Thunder big man Enes Kanter near the rim and absolutely shook him with a nasty eurostep.

The play was so good that it forced Oklahoma City to call a timeout as James Harden and the rest of the Rockets bench met Nene on the court to celebrate.