Kobe settles case where fan said he was “assaulted” during game

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In 2005, insurance agent Bill Geeslin had the seats we all dream of for a game — courtside. It was Nov. 14 and his Memphis Grizzlies were playing (and would beat) Kobe Bryant and the Lakers.

During the game Kobe chased and dove for a ball going out of bounds and he landed on Geeslin, something we’ve seen a hundred times before and since. The kind of hustle we applaud in athletes.

But Geeslin sued Kobe, saying he was assaulted and was left with a bruised lung cavity due to Kobe giving him an intentional forearm. He wanted in excess of $75,000 in the suit and said at deposition he “felt like a human punching bag.” I would say he felt like a greedy punching bag, but that’s just me. And when he passed away two months later (for causes not related to the incident) his estate continued the lawsuit.

Which a judge threw out at summary judgment saying no reasonable juror could say this was on Kobe. We thought that was the end of it. Reasonable minds prevail. Yea for American legal justice.

Ahh, but there is an appeal process. An reasonable minds do not always win in court. The Memphis Commercial Appeal and  Ball Don’t Lie picked up the story there and said that while the 6th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in Cincinnati said that claims of Geeslin’s emotional distress should be tossed, the claims of assault should get a second look. And so that part of the trial was going forward.

And so, it was set to go to jury selection this week. Seriously.

So Kobe settled to make the thing go away. We don’t know if it was the full $75,000, but the smart bet is it was close.

So to be clear, seven years of time for judges and lawyers because Kobe went after a ball out of bounds and didn’t kiss the guy’s a** afterwards. God bless America and our legal system.

Not to be insensitive to the dead, but as Straight outta Vancouver said so well, you sit in the front row of a game you take on the risk. We want our players to hustle after balls and entertain us by working hard, you sit in the front row you paid a premium to be close to the sweat and the effort and the stars. That comes with the risk that a large athlete moving fast may run into you, spill your beer and knock you over. Deal with it.

By the way, McDonald’s coffee is hot and if you hide out and jump in a tank of killer whales at SeaWorld after hours you might die. And that is your fault, too.

Bulls claim PG Kay Felder off waivers

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The Bulls’ point-guard position is a quagmire.

Kris Dunn and Cameron Payne are both injured (and not necessarily good). Jerian Grant is maybe an adequate backup pressed into starting. Ryan Arcidiacono is on a two-way contract.

Enter Kay Felder.

Bulls release:

The Chicago Bulls announced today that the team has waived forward Jarell Eddie and center Diamond Stone, and claimed guard Kay Felder off waivers.

Felder was waived by the Hawks, who acquired him in a salary-dump trade from the Cavaliers. Cleveland drafted Felder No. 54 last year, but ran out of roster spots this year.

Felder is only a moderate prospect. He impressed in the D-League, but at 5-foot-9, he has significant limitations. (His size also makes him incredibly fun to watch when he gets rolling.)

For Chicago, he’s a quite-noteworthy addition.

LeBron James: ‘I still got Pandora with commercials’

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Dwyane Wade revealed last year that LeBron James refuses to use his phone internationally unless he’s on Wi-Fi.

LeBron’s friend and new Cavaliers teammate again brought up that claim, and LeBron confirmed – then went even further about his own cheapness.

LeBron in a joint interview with Wade on ESPN:

No. I’m not doing that. I’m not turning on data roaming. I’m not buying no apps. I still got Pandora with commercials.

LeBron – he’s just like us!

As funny as that line is, keep watching to see LeBron hilariously explain how his hairline affects his interviews.

PBT Extra: LeBron as MVP and other NBA postseason award predictions

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Last year, Russell Westbrook had a historic season on his way to the MVP award, with James Harden and Kawhi Leonard right on his heels. But heading into this season, the dynamic for MVP — and many of the NBA awards — feels very different and wide open.

In this latest PBT Extra, I lay out my preseason predictions for every award — LeBron James for MVP, Ben Simmons for Rookie of the Year, and on down the list. There are a few leaps and surprises in there (predicting Most Improved or Sixth Man before the season is a crap shoot, so why not gamble).

Now the predictions season is over, let’s get on to the games.

Jazz: Dante Exum undergoing surgery after shoulder injury

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Jazz point guard Dante Exum hurt his shoulder in a preseason game – an injury that immediately looked like it could be season-ending.

Though Utah doesn’t outright say Exum is done for the year, this doesn’t engender much hope.

Jazz release:

The following is a medical update on Utah Jazz guard Danté Exum who suffered a separated left shoulder on October 6 vs. Phoenix.

After further evaluation, Exum (6-6, 190, Australia) has elected to undergo surgery to stabilize the AC joint of his left shoulder. The surgery is scheduled to take place Tuesday, October 24 in Los Angeles. Further updates will be provided when appropriate.

Exum (obviously) didn’t receive a contract extension before today’s deadline, so he’ll become a free agent next summer. After one full missed season already and two years of limited effectiveness, it’s not even clear Utah will extend Exum a qualifying offer to make him a restricted free agent. The former No. 5 pick almost certainly won’t meet the starter criteria, which means his qualifying offer would be worth $4,333,931 (down from $6,619,903 based on his draft slot).

The Jazz will start Ricky Rubio, and Raul Neto will be the primary point guard behind him. Wings Rodney Hood, Alec Burks, Donovan Mitchell and Joe Ingles can all share facilitating duties.

Utah will probably be just fine without Exum this season, which speaks to his marginal place long-term.