Bobcats lose 23rd straight, fall to Knicks to set record for futility

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The Charlotte Bobcats are the worst team in NBA history.

Charlotte fell to the Knicks by 20 points, 104-84, on a night when the Knicks basically gave their best players a night off. On a night the Bobcats should have played with desperation, they were passive and just missed good looks.

It was their 23rd loss in a row and leaves them with a 7-59 record, a .106 willing percentage. Before the Bobcats, the 1972-73 Sixers were the worst team in the NBA with a 9-73 record — a .110 winning percentage. The Bobcats were worse. They are now the worst.

The coach of that Sixers team was right, they did have more talent.

These Bobcats were not going to be good — they rightly realized before the season started that if they kept their entire roster together and everything broke right they could maybe grab the last playoff spot in the East. But if that is your ceiling, it’s a smart long term to get bad and draft high. It can work and turn a team around.

Of course, part of the reason the Bobcats are here are picks like Adam Morrison No. 3 overall six years ago, and other picks like Alexis Ajinca. They moved their 2010 first round pick for Tyrus Thomas. While they have made some decent picks, they have missed on plenty.

This season disaster came with that as the foundation. They moved Tyson Chandler for the contract of Erick Dampier and then cut him, saving owner Michael Jordan a lot of money. They traded Gerald Wallace to Portland (for two first round picks). They did not re-sign Raymond Felton. They planned to give big minutes to rookies Kemba Walker and Bismack Biyombo.

But they took a couple steps so the team would not be historically bad this season —it’s just all of those backfired. They brought in Corey Maggette (in a trade for Stephen Jackson) to put points on the board, but he could not stay healthy. Boris Diaw won the “Shawn Kemp Memorial Award” for being the most out of shape after the lockout. Second place may have gone to teammate DeSagana Diop.

From bad decisions to bad choices by players to bad luck it all snowballed into the worst season in NBA history.

For their reward, the Bobcats will have a 25 percent chance of landing Anthony Davis with the top pick. Do that, and a lot of this will be forgotten.

Elfrid Payton slams chasedown block on LeBron James (VIDEO)

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LeBron James is usually the guy handing out chasedown blocks. He’s famous for them, and has carted out his signature move in the biggest moments of his career.

He’s also not used to having his own shots blocked from behind, and certainly not by opposing point guards.

Enter Elfrid Payton.

During a play halfway through the first quarter against the Orlando Magic on Thursday, LeBron was on a drive to the hole with Elfrid trailing far behind.

Thanks to a pinch by two Magic defenders, LeBron had to try and use brute force a bit deeper in the paint than he wanted to.

That allowed Payton — running at full speed — to catch up and pin The King on the glass.

Cleveland still got the best of the Magic, as Isaiah Thomas hit a clutch free throw to win the game with 11 seconds left, 104-103.

All-Star Joel Embiid doesn’t need Rihanna: “On to the next one”

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For about as long as we can remember, Joel Embiid has famously thirsted after Rihanna on Twitter. Fans have tried to boost his standing with the singer, but it apparently that has not been enough.

In 2014, Embiid mentioned on social media that a “famous girl” — presumably Rihanna — told him to “Come back when you’re an All-Star.”

Well, today is that day.

Embiid is a starter out of the Eastern Conference, and on Thursday night he had his chance to speak to Rihanna (or whomever) via national TV on TNT.

Did Embiid decide to reach out to this famous person? Apparently he’s off it.

Via Twitter:

This is like that scene from Private Parts when Howard Stern hits No. 1 and he tells Paul Giamatti’s character to get lost.

Embiid had the chance to curve Rihanna (or whomever) and took it. Long live The Process.

Here are the weirdest NBA All-Star voting results for 2018

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NBA All-Star voting is over, and now we have the results. The starters are in, and what’s left is for us to wait until they announce the teams after they are picked in double secret ceremony.

Of course, the NBA did release the full voting results via their PR website this week, and as such there are some head scratchers. My boy Patrick Redford over at Deadspin did an excellent job rounding up some of the players who got exactly one (1) vote from other players.

The gag here is that these guys presumably voted for themselves.

Of course, what I found most interesting was actually the guys who got multiple votes from their compatriots without being All-Star caliber players.

My favorite list of player-voted non-All-Stars includes: Michael Beasley (4), Gordon Hayward (2), Boban Marjanovic (2), Jahlil Okafor (4), Quincy Acy (2), Tyler Zeller (4), T.J. McConnell (2), Elfrid Payton (2), Zaza Pachulia (3), Taj Gibson (6), Zach Randolph (5), Maurice Harkless (2), Deyonta Davis (3), Lonzo Ball (9), Mike Conley (3).

There’s a whole smattering of guys in there who either didn’t play enough, aren’t stars, are injured, or who aren’t very good.

That multiple players took time to vote for these guys really speaks to the frivolity of the NBA All-Star Game. At least outside of player contract incentives.

Bring on February!

LeBron James throws behind-the-back, nutmeg pass for assist (VIDEO)

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LeBron James is one of the best passers the NBA has ever seen, but even this is too hard to believe.

During Thursday’s game between the Orlando Magic and Cleveland Cavaliers, LeBron through a ridiculous behind-the-back pass that nutmegged Orlando’s Aaron Gordon.

The result of the play was a bucket for Dwyane Wade.

Via Twitter:

I mean, that’s just … insane.