5 Things to Watch, Bulls-Lakers: Where the Lakers look for the… upset?

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GAMES. There will be actual NBA games played today starting at noon. To get you pumped, ready, and primed for the start of the 2011-2012 NBA season, we give you five things to keep an eye on today in Heat-Mavericks.

To get you pumped:

 

Point of defense

Things which terrify Lakers fans: Derek Fisher, Kobe Bryant, and Steve Blake trying to guard Derrick Rose. Rose has had nothing to do but think about playing the Lakers for a month, and nothing to think about but making up for the ECF for six months. The Bulls surprised the Lakers last year (a lot of teams surprised the Lakers last year), but in reality, they just match up extremely well. In particular, Rose has the ability to blow by any defender. Byrant can’t carry the load offensively and try and lock down Rose. Ron Artest is likely the one who will be charged with checking the MVP, trying to take the same tactic that worked with LeBron in the ECF. If Artest can’t handle him or if he gets in foul trouble, this could get messy in a hurry.

Standing Tall And… well, Tall

Carlos Boozer is out-sized even without Andrew Bynum down low. Boozer struggles against players with considerable length, and Pau Gasol has miles of it. The Bulls need Boozer to score, but more importantly, he’s got to muscle Gasol which tends to minimalize his impact. The height advantage for L.A. has been a huge part of their strategy for years, but without Odom (traded) and Bynum (suspended), the Lakers will have to rely on Gasol to handle the job of being big. He’s got a tough matchup with both Boozer and Noah. Gasol has to come through in a big way.

Kung-Fu Wrist Action 

How good is the wrist? That’s going to be a huge part of this game. Kobe Bryant’s going to have to shoulder the offensive load without Bynum around, even if Gasol comes through. He’s practiced this week, but has taken it easy on shooting. Rip Hamilton will likely guard him for long stretches, and he knows how to make that wrist hurt more without being obvious about it. Bryant has to be high volume for the Lakers to win, but he also needs to rest the wrist. So that’s not a good combination. Bryant’s wrist may hurt more the more he shoots, but he’s going to shoot. Something to watch.

Bull Rush

The Bulls’ offense was an afterthought for Tom Thibodeau last season. While you want Derrick Rose to have autonomy and the ability to improvise, you also need some sort of structure, and too often last year the Bulls’ offense was overly simplistic. The Lakers will be coached well enough even with talent issues to cause them problems on defense.So the Bulls need to actually work a few sets with some cohesion. The Lakers will scheme to attack Rose on the edge and the drive. The kickout has to be clean, but all the scheming in the world won’t help if they don’ their shots.

Going Deep

The Lakers are crazy thin in the frontcourt, and Josh McRoberts has to have a huge game. On the other end, the Bulls have Omer Asik and Taj Gibson, and have a huge advantage in depth. The Lakers need long minutes from starters and for someone on the bench to surprise with a huge game. This might be a low-scoring game, but Kobe and Gasol can’t do it all.

Elfrid Payton slams chasedown block on LeBron James (VIDEO)

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LeBron James is usually the guy handing out chasedown blocks. He’s famous for them, and has carted out his signature move in the biggest moments of his career.

He’s also not used to having his own shots blocked from behind, and certainly not by opposing point guards.

Enter Elfrid Payton.

During a play halfway through the first quarter against the Orlando Magic on Thursday, LeBron was on a drive to the hole with Elfrid trailing far behind.

Thanks to a pinch by two Magic defenders, LeBron had to try and use brute force a bit deeper in the paint than he wanted to.

That allowed Payton — running at full speed — to catch up and pin The King on the glass.

Cleveland still got the best of the Magic, as Isaiah Thomas hit a clutch free throw to win the game with 11 seconds left, 104-103.

All-Star Joel Embiid doesn’t need Rihanna: “On to the next one”

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For about as long as we can remember, Joel Embiid has famously thirsted after Rihanna on Twitter. Fans have tried to boost his standing with the singer, but it apparently that has not been enough.

In 2014, Embiid mentioned on social media that a “famous girl” — presumably Rihanna — told him to “Come back when you’re an All-Star.”

Well, today is that day.

Embiid is a starter out of the Eastern Conference, and on Thursday night he had his chance to speak to Rihanna (or whomever) via national TV on TNT.

Did Embiid decide to reach out to this famous person? Apparently he’s off it.

Via Twitter:

This is like that scene from Private Parts when Howard Stern hits No. 1 and he tells Paul Giamatti’s character to get lost.

Embiid had the chance to curve Rihanna (or whomever) and took it. Long live The Process.

Here are the weirdest NBA All-Star voting results for 2018

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NBA All-Star voting is over, and now we have the results. The starters are in, and what’s left is for us to wait until they announce the teams after they are picked in double secret ceremony.

Of course, the NBA did release the full voting results via their PR website this week, and as such there are some head scratchers. My boy Patrick Redford over at Deadspin did an excellent job rounding up some of the players who got exactly one (1) vote from other players.

The gag here is that these guys presumably voted for themselves.

Of course, what I found most interesting was actually the guys who got multiple votes from their compatriots without being All-Star caliber players.

My favorite list of player-voted non-All-Stars includes: Michael Beasley (4), Gordon Hayward (2), Boban Marjanovic (2), Jahlil Okafor (4), Quincy Acy (2), Tyler Zeller (4), T.J. McConnell (2), Elfrid Payton (2), Zaza Pachulia (3), Taj Gibson (6), Zach Randolph (5), Maurice Harkless (2), Deyonta Davis (3), Lonzo Ball (9), Mike Conley (3).

There’s a whole smattering of guys in there who either didn’t play enough, aren’t stars, are injured, or who aren’t very good.

That multiple players took time to vote for these guys really speaks to the frivolity of the NBA All-Star Game. At least outside of player contract incentives.

Bring on February!

LeBron James throws behind-the-back, nutmeg pass for assist (VIDEO)

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LeBron James is one of the best passers the NBA has ever seen, but even this is too hard to believe.

During Thursday’s game between the Orlando Magic and Cleveland Cavaliers, LeBron through a ridiculous behind-the-back pass that nutmegged Orlando’s Aaron Gordon.

The result of the play was a bucket for Dwyane Wade.

Via Twitter:

I mean, that’s just … insane.