All this is missing is some guy who knows this girl who saw Billy Hunter pass out at 31 Flavors last night. (It seemed pretty serious.)
Okay, so Adam Silver goes to the US Open last week, according to Chris Broussard of ESPN. No biggie. He had a long day in negotiations, wanted to unwind, attends a tennis tournament. No biggie. Except that he ran into a friend there and hung out with him. Who’s that? Oh, Casey Wasserman who is part owner of Wasserman Media Group, which among other things, represents athletes. They bought notable NBA agent Arn Tellem’s firm and all his clients. Thing is, the NBA has a strict policy regarding any NBA representative from top level executives all the way down to an assistant team video coordinator being barred from speaking with or hanging out with a player or anyone associated with the players. Which you would assume includes agents.
Now, Wasserman manages a wide array of talent with only a tiny percentage held in the NBA. But if the pairing seems a bit odd, it’s not just you. Happy Walters quietly represents a pretty stellar collection of talent, and he wasn’t exactly thrilled with the two chilling. Walters later followed up on Broussard’s reports on Twitter, saying:
Even odder… The NBA has implemented a rule that forbids all employees, NBA team employees (coaches, trainers, front office execs), from having any contact with a player, or anyone “affiliated” with a player. Agents are at the top of this list. The rules must not apply 2 the NBA executive offices as Wasserman owns the largest Basketball agency. Things that make you go hmmmmm……
The difference of course is that Silver’s at the top of the food chain. Is it hypocritical for the NBA to make a rule regarding all its employees and then say its top people don’t have to obey them? Maybe. But it’s not like you’re concerned Silver is giving away strategies or harming his side by talking to someone whose business is marginally affected by the lockout. It’s not like Silver is compromising anything by watching a tennis match. All this really does is show how silly the overall rule is. Neither side is going to compromise their side’s efforts. Employees don’t want to get fired, players don’t want to lose any more money than they’ll have to in this deal.
In short, people should be able to sit together at a tennis match without it being a big deal. This isn’t high school. Though if it is, Billy Hunter is totally breaking up with the agents. He’s going steady with Derek Fisher.
Andre Drummond had a breakaway on Sunday against the Boston Celtics. Fans in Detroit should have been in for a treat from their franchise center — a former NBA Dunk Contest participant — but instead they got something worth of Shaqtin’ A Fool.
Unfortunately for Drummond, the result of the one man fastbreak was a blown dunk, a ball that went sky high, and a sheepish look from the Pistons center.
The Dallas Mavericks traded Andrew Bogut to the Philadelphia 76ers at the deadline for big man Nerlens Noel. Bogut, 32, was never expected to stay in Philly and he should be bought out soon.
There has been some speculation about what contender Bogut might be looking to join, or which might come calling. Due to CBA rules, Bogut could feasibly re-join the Golden State Warriors. Instead, it appears Bogut is expected to head the other direction and sign with the Cleveland Cavaliers.
Bogut would be Cleveland’s second center on the roster alongside Tristan Thompson, who slid over to the 5 full-time this season. The Australian big man would also be the second former Maverick to join the Cavaliers, as PG Deron Williams reportedly intends to sign with Cleveland as well.
Bogut has been less effective in limited minutes this season than he has in years past. While Bogut is still a good passer and rebounder, he has not been as productive on offense than prior seasons. That could largely be due to Dallas’ poor start, or because of nagging injuries. He suffered calf, knee, and hamstring injuries this season with Dallas, and it will still be a gamble for Cleveland to rely upon Bogut for a playoff run.
However, the Cavaliers could simply rest Bogut extensively, integrate him into their system, and have him ready for a second championship push through the Eastern Conference.
We’re still waiting for the move to be made official, but it appears as though LeBron James & Co. are bolstering themselves for the postseason.
Portland Trail Blazers center Jusuf Nurkic was whistled for a foul on Sunday night while trying to grab a rebound over PJ Tucker. That came as a surprise to Nurkic, who had actually lost two teeth on the play and went to point out that fact to officials.
The play came midway through the fourth quarter, with Tucker underneath the basket and Nurkic standing behind him in the paint. Toronto’s Patrick Patterson missed a long 3-pointer, leading to a battle for the ball down low.
Nurkic was called for a push in the back as the two went up, but Tucker threw his arm and hit Nurkic on the left side of his face. That knocked out two of Nurkic’s teeth:
The Blazers big man recovered his teeth — which were false and part of a dental implant called a bridge — and handed them to Portland head trainer Geoff Clark.
But have no fear: just a few hours after the Blazers lost to the Raptors, 112-106, Nurkic had his teeth put back in by a dentist.
Future NBA Hall of Famer Kevin Garnett was known during his playing days for his exceptional conditioning. The athletic power forward was in a full sweat by tip-off, and constantly talking on both offense and defense.
So how did he do it?
According to JJ Redick, Garnett used to sing while running as a method of normalizing talking during a game. The practice was apparently modeled after Beyonce’s ability to dance and sing at the same time.
“One time I saw her working out, and she was doing her dances and she was singing while she was doing her dancing,” Garnett said to Redick. “So then I’m thinking to myself, maybe I should run and sing at the same time. So in the offseason, I would go to Malibu and I would go down to the beach, and when I run on the beach I would be like ‘Lalala lalala lalala,’ while I’m running. So then, when I get on the court and I’m getting back on defense and I’m talking on defense, I don’t get tired.”
That’s ingenious, and the kind of clever tactics you’d expect to come from a HOFer like Garnett.