His name is Joakim, he’s carrying the will

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Joakim Noah operates in a weird nexus of over and underrated. His actual consistent play by play work can vary greatly. He drifts in and out of plays and those nights where he simply doesn’t have it happen more often than you’d like. But when he does make an impact, he seems to shift the entire tone of the game. Al Horford, his partner from the Florida championship team, has become an All-Star, while Noah has struggled with injury and even been yanked by Thibs down the stretch a few times. But then there are those games where Noah brings it, as he did in the final two games of the Hawks series (despite Omer Asik and Taj Gibson closing out Game 5), and most notably Game 6 against the Celtics in 2009.

Entering the Conference Finals, Noah is in a prime position to put himself on the map. He can go beyond “that guy with the hair who hates Kevin Garnett” and become the swing player that helped Chicago down the mighty (and villainous, if you’re into terrible narratives) Heat. Because Joakim Noah is the best center in the Eastern Conference Finals.

Noah will be matched up with Chris Bosh defensively for most of this series so that Carlos Boozer never has to do anything resembling defending anyone with offensive capability. We saw how that worked out in the first two rounds. Noah gets the task of bodying up Chris Bosh, which is going to be a pendulum in this series. Whichever oft-questioned, toughness-doubted, franchise-abandoning power forward gets the leg up in this series will provide another offensive weapon to the two top-heavy teams. Noah’s grating, physical style will be geared to get under Bosh’s skin and force him into making bad decisions.

But let’s stop with X’s and O’s and take a look back at the Joakim Noah moment.

That was the most Joakim Noah moment ever, with the only possible exception his legendary speech following the NCAA championship (you should know the one I’m talking about; if you don’t, look it up). Those are the types of plays that define a career, and so far it has defined Noah’s. A ridiculous combination of impeccable timing, explosive energy, and raw emotion. The Bulls need those moments regularly from Noah in this series.

The Bulls aren’t as talented as the Heat. They may be better, overall, especially on the defensive end. But they aren’t as talented. They’ll need to thrive on emotion and use those types of resilient plays. Noah’s like gasoline on the Bulls’ bonfire. Without it, they’re just rubbing kindling together.

Noah’s tireless, and though he often tries to be more versatile than he actually is, he also is capable of making plays that force you to s say “I didn’t know Noah could do that” whether it’s a mid-range jumper, a sweeping hook, or some sort of gangly inside move. He yells like Boozer, only with the actual defensive prowess and effort that would justify it.

Noah’s been in Chicago through the rebuilding process. He’s basically a Rose apostle at this point. He survived a Melo trade scare. He’s a folk hero in Chicago and when/if he blocks LeBron in this series, he’ll have songs written about him and they’ll have to change the Billy Goat to the Noah. The guy who built the arc will be less famous afterwards. Noah’s been succeeding at every level in the face of doubt for years. This is his opportunity to put his big ol’ frazzy haired stamp on the league.

Charles Barkley on new schedule: “These poor babies can’t play back-to-back games”

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Training camp hasn’t even opened yet, but Charles Barkley is already in midseason “get off my lawn” form.

Barkley — the man who can’t stand jump shooting teams, or analytics, or LeBron James asking for better players, or your newfangled technology — went off on another tedious rant at an SMU event Wednesday, this time about the NBA’s decision to start the season a little earlier and have fewer back-to-backs and eliminate four-games-in-five-nights.

Ugh. Like a lot of former players — and a lot of non-athletes, for that matter — Barkley is convinced his peak as a player coincided with the greatest era of basketball ever. Things were never better than the way they did it in his day.

Which means facts — like pointing to the studies that show players both are less likely to be injured and play better and more efficiently when rested — don’t matter. Barkley did it, so players now should have to do it. Who cares if all these packed in games can shorten their careers?

Then again, maybe a few days off would have helped Barkley in the second half of his career.

B.J. Armstrong, former Jordan-era Bull turned agent, told me last year that if teams and players knew in his day what they know now about rest and injury, you would have seen stars like MJ rest. Over time we learn more information, and the smart people and organizations adjust.

Barkley will make far more headlines over the course of the season, he gets paid to be brash, say whatever pops into head, and be generally draw attention to himself. It makes him entertaining, and that’s what Inside the NBA is about. But I will defer to Steve Kerr’s comments from last playoffs on all these old “get off my lawn” players.

“The game gets worse as time goes on. Players are less talented than they used to be. The guys in the 50s would’ve destroyed everybody. It’s weird how human evolution goes in reverse in sports. Players get weaker, smaller, less skilled. I don’t know. I can’t explain it.”

For a couple grand, Warriors fans can have Larry O’Brien Trophy visit their suite

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There’s so much money floating around the Bay Area right now thanks to another tech boom, this price almost seems low.

If you have a suite for the Golden State Warriors home games this season — and those are pretty much sold out, the Warriors draw big from the Silicon Valley crowd — you can have the NBA championship Larry O’Brien Trophy visit your suite. All for just a couple grand. From Gilbert Lee, via ESPN’s Darren Rovell.

The best part is it includes champagne… do you get to spray each other with it as you hold up the trophy? Now that would be perfect (goggles included, of course).

Have an issue with this? Why? To the victor goes the spoils. The Warriors may be able to sell this package for years.

Sixers new “Spirit of 76” court is fire

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First, the Sixers nailed the Nike “statement” jersey.

Now, they have announced a new “Spirit of 76” promotion, with seven tribute nights this season honoring the history of the franchise and of the Philadelphia area (and there is plenty of history to honor).

The best part — the “Spirit of 76” court with the bell logo.

Here is the promo vid

I just hope the Sixers team can live up to all the hype.

Wizards’ Markieff Morris to have sports hernia surgery, miss start of camp

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When the Washington Wizards open training camp next Tuesday, starting forward Markieff Morris will not be on the court.

That’s because he will have surgery to repair a sports hernia, a story broken by Candice Buckner of the Washington Post and since confirmed by Chase Hughes at CSNMidAtlantic.com.

While we don’t have details on the surgery, often recovery time for this is just a few weeks, and Morris could well be ready for the start of the season.

Morris averaged 14 points and 6.5 rebounds a game last season, and the Wizards offense was 5.7 points per 100 possessions better when he was on the court last season. With him out, coach Scott Brooks can lean on Jason Smith or Mike Scott for traditional lineups, but don’t be shocked if he tries a little small ball with Otto Porter and/or Kelly Oubre at the three or four.

Morris also is in the midst of a felony assault trial in Arizona (one where he does not need to attend).