NBA Playoffs: Spurs tear a hole in the fabric of the universe, improbably beat Grizzlies to stay alive

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This series, these playoffs, or this calendar year may be over before anyone has fully recovered from Game 5’s madness. San Antonio somehow managed to escape with a win, but I’m not quite sure anyone could properly explain how it happened.

The Grizzlies converted down the stretch in the fourth quarter. They worked the ball inside to Zach Randolph time and time again, and were sustained by the results. They hit their free throws, and they got key stops. But the Spurs’ resolve was commendable, their execution enviable, and their luck impossible; after an incredible San Antonio effort to merely keep the game within reach, Manu Ginobili and Gary Neal hit a pair of insane shots to force overtime — the first a step-back, heavily contested, foot-on-the-line two-pointer from the right corner, and the second a single-dribble, pull-up three from the top of the key. Neither should have gone in, but both did, and now we’re left to pick up the pieces of a shattered near-reality. Against all odds, the San Antonio Spurs are still alive.

For now. Ominous, right?

Though in truth, it’s hard to dissect exactly what this game means. We knew that the Grizzlies could compete in any environment. We knew that they held a substantial advantage by taking a 3-1 series lead. We knew that the Spurs weren’t going to roll over. All of that has only been confirmed, though confirmed in a way that tells us so very little about what to expect in Game 6. San Antonio isn’t in a drastically different place than they were 24 hours ago, but they are one win closer to making it out of the first round. That’s something, but it isn’t a something that’s instructive about what to expect going forward.

Memphis was so, so close. Randolph was a dominant force, but Sam Young had an amazing two-way game (and made Richard Jefferson look absolutely silly in the process), Marc Gasol did it all, Mike Conley connected on his jumpers, and the bench came up with some huge buckets. It was all for naught in the “one game at a time,” microcosm, but only because the Spurs fell into a miracle. San Antonio’s late jumpers were fired from fingertips but delivered by divinity, as some force beyond human comprehension guaranteed at least one more game in this series.

The Spurs will have to do better next time. They have two games in which they have to get it right — lest they enjoy a long summer and their place as a footnote in the record books — because the Grizzlies aren’t going to fold, even after a loss like this one. There may not be any predictable shift in the series’ momentum, but we know Memphis will run, and swarm, and fight for every point in Game 6 on their home court. Those miracle shots probably won’t be there for a late-game bailout, and honestly, a 33-point, six-rebound, six-assist performance from Ginobili may not be either. Tony Parker may not be quite as accurate on his jumper, even though his three straight Js sealed the win for San Antonio in overtime of this game. Can San Antonio really bring more of the same (but better) over the next two games to make it through this series alive?

Beats me — I’m still dumbstruck. The odds of pulling off two more wins in a row are certainly against the Spurs, but considering the events of Game 5, I’m not sure probability as we know it is really a factor here. The dynamic of the series hasn’t shifted, but the dynamic of the universe may have; after an outcome as absolutely insane as that one, no one should have call, nor gall, to say what either team is capable of.

Charles Barkley on new schedule: “These poor babies can’t play back-to-back games”

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Training camp hasn’t even opened yet, but Charles Barkley is already in midseason “get off my lawn” form.

Barkley — the man who can’t stand jump shooting teams, or analytics, or LeBron James asking for better players, or your newfangled technology — went off on another tedious rant at an SMU event Wednesday, this time about the NBA’s decision to start the season a little earlier and have fewer back-to-backs and eliminate four-games-in-five-nights.

Ugh. Like a lot of former players — and a lot of non-athletes, for that matter — Barkley is convinced his peak as a player coincided with the greatest era of basketball ever. Things were never better than the way they did it in his day.

Which means facts — like pointing to the studies that show players both are less likely to be injured and play better and more efficiently when rested — don’t matter. Barkley did it, so players now should have to do it. Who cares if all these packed in games can shorten their careers?

Then again, maybe a few days off would have helped Barkley in the second half of his career.

B.J. Armstrong, former Jordan-era Bull turned agent, told me last year that if teams and players knew in his day what they know now about rest and injury, you would have seen stars like MJ rest. Over time we learn more information, and the smart people and organizations adjust.

Barkley will make far more headlines over the course of the season, he gets paid to be brash, say whatever pops into head, and be generally draw attention to himself. It makes him entertaining, and that’s what Inside the NBA is about. But I will defer to Steve Kerr’s comments from last playoffs on all these old “get off my lawn” players.

“The game gets worse as time goes on. Players are less talented than they used to be. The guys in the 50s would’ve destroyed everybody. It’s weird how human evolution goes in reverse in sports. Players get weaker, smaller, less skilled. I don’t know. I can’t explain it.”

For a couple grand, Warriors fans can have Larry O’Brien Trophy visit their suite

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There’s so much money floating around the Bay Area right now thanks to another tech boom, this price almost seems low.

If you have a suite for the Golden State Warriors home games this season — and those are pretty much sold out, the Warriors draw big from the Silicon Valley crowd — you can have the NBA championship Larry O’Brien Trophy visit your suite. All for just a couple grand. From Gilbert Lee, via ESPN’s Darren Rovell.

The best part is it includes champagne… do you get to spray each other with it as you hold up the trophy? Now that would be perfect (goggles included, of course).

Have an issue with this? Why? To the victor goes the spoils. The Warriors may be able to sell this package for years.

Sixers new “Spirit of 76” court is fire

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First, the Sixers nailed the Nike “statement” jersey.

Now, they have announced a new “Spirit of 76” promotion, with seven tribute nights this season honoring the history of the franchise and of the Philadelphia area (and there is plenty of history to honor).

The best part — the “Spirit of 76” court with the bell logo.

Here is the promo vid

I just hope the Sixers team can live up to all the hype.

Wizards’ Markieff Morris to have sports hernia surgery, miss start of camp

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When the Washington Wizards open training camp next Tuesday, starting forward Markieff Morris will not be on the court.

That’s because he will have surgery to repair a sports hernia, a story broken by Candice Buckner of the Washington Post and since confirmed by Chase Hughes at CSNMidAtlantic.com.

While we don’t have details on the surgery, often recovery time for this is just a few weeks, and Morris could well be ready for the start of the season.

Morris averaged 14 points and 6.5 rebounds a game last season, and the Wizards offense was 5.7 points per 100 possessions better when he was on the court last season. With him out, coach Scott Brooks can lean on Jason Smith or Mike Scott for traditional lineups, but don’t be shocked if he tries a little small ball with Otto Porter and/or Kelly Oubre at the three or four.

Morris also is in the midst of a felony assault trial in Arizona (one where he does not need to attend).