You’ve all heard Albert Einstein’s definition of insanity. “Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.”
Well, guess what? Dwight Howard is completely nuts.
For whatever reason, Howard keeps toying with technical fouls, keeps drawing the ire of the officials, then complaining about it. Like that’s going to solve the problem. He’s four techs away from a suspension, and he says that once he hits the threshold, he’ll stop. Just like that. Except that he’s setting a precedent now. He’s actually encouraging the officials to continue this behavior, not pushing them to reconsider.
Think of it this way. You’re in charge of a large office’s policies and procedures compliance. Your job is to make sure everyone uses the same fonts, dresses in an appropriate manner, doesn’t indulge in unprofessional behavior. It’s a drag, but it’s a business and that’s how the business has decided to run itself. Now someone comes in and every single day they are doing something. Yelling a curse word int he lunch room. Wearing flip flops and board shorts. (“Board shorts? Really?”) Taking other people’s food from the refrigerator. Using Comic Sans. (Hello, Dan Gilbert!) And you keep firing off reprimands and warnings. They’re four violations away from a suspension without pay. And this is the second year they’ve been in this position! But every time you reprimand them, instead of saying “I’ll work on it” and trying to improve their behavior, they instead complain to their coworkers, on message boards, and their supervisor tells everyone that you have it out for that worker. Are you going to somehow change how you act, or are you going to take an even harder line with him?
That’s Dwight Howard. Continually doing the same thing over and over again, then getting mad when the same consequences befall him, then getting upset when the pattern continues itself, without any adjustments on his part.
What’s sad is that this doesn’t take much to correct. The officials aren’t going to bag him if he just doesn’t react to fouls. If he started raising his hand once in a while and saying “Yeah, I got him” or simply not complaining when he’s hammered down low (and he does get hammered without a call,that’s true), they’d probably start behaving differently. That would break the pattern for the officials. But instead, Howard reinforces it and just gets more upset. This isn’t rocket science, but Howard is treating it that way.
The Celtics already said they’d retire Paul Pierce’s No. 34.
Now, we know when.
The Boston Celtics announced today that they will retire Paul Pierce’s No. 34 after a mid-season game against the Cleveland Cavaliers on Sunday, Feb. 11
After? That’s apparently in response to a new rule that penalizes teams not ready to play after a 15-minute halftime. These ceremonies can drag on, and nobody wants to cut Pierce short. I wonder whether this will start a trend of number retirements coming after games.
DeMarcus Cousins grew up in Alabama, played collegiately at Kentucky and now plays in New Orleans.
So, yeah, the Pelicans star has an opinion on Confederate statues.
Cousins, via TMZ:
“Take all them motherf*ckers down,” Cousins said … “Take ’em all down.”
These statues glorify people because they fought a war against the United States in the name of preserving the racist institution of slavery.
Not whom I want to honor, either.
Kevin Durant knows something about star teammates not always getting along.
So, the Warriors forward is not freaking out about the disconnect between Kyrie Irving and LeBron James and Irving’s subsequent trade request.
Durant, via Chris Haynes of ESPN:
“It’s just a regular NBA problem, right? A lot of teams have gone through this before,” Durant told ESPN. “They’ll figure it out. That’s a great organization, a championship organization. They’ll figure it out.”
“It’s not the end of the world,” Durant said. “Both of those guys won a championship together. They love each other. If Kyrie wants to do something else, that’s on him. I’m sure whatever happens, it’ll work out for the best for both of them. But it’s just a normal NBA problem. It’s just two big stars that it’s happening to.”
Durant is definitely right in the larger sense. Teammates spat and requests trades more often than we realize. Remember, both Irving and the Cavaliers probably prefer this never became public.
But I’m not sure Cleveland will figure this out with the ease Durant suggests. David Griffin, who had proven so adept at putting out these fires, is gone. LeBron’s free agency looms. This could be extremely destructive to the Cavs.
The fact that this “regular NBA problem” became public only intensifies it – and raises it something greater.
Jordan Mickey – the No. 33 pick by the Celtics in 2015 – became the first second-round pick in memory to sign the year he was drafted and receive a higher initial salary than first-round picks.
He’s keeping the checks coming.
Shams Charania of Yahoo Sports:
Mickey will be the Heat’s 16th player with a standard contract, though Matt Williams (unguaranteed) will likely be waived to meet the regular-season roster limit.
I’m not sure where Mickey fits on this team, which already has several bigs. Hassan Whiteside, Bam Adebayo and Kelly Olynyk will likely play ahead of him. Miami also has A.J. Hammons (who might be just dead salary) and Udonis Haslem (who might provide nothing more than veteran leadership).
The Heat could just see Mickey as someone they can develop. At that point, how he fits into the current roster doesn’t really matter.
Mickey – 6-foot-8 with a 7-foot-3 wingspan – is a mobile defender with nice timing for blocking shots inside. He even possesses a work-in-progress 3-pointer in his arsenal. There’s plenty for Miami to help mold.