Don't cry over LeBron, Cleveland, Christian Eyenga is here to dry your tears

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I don’t know if you heard, but LeBron James recently left the Cleveland Cavaliers, instantly demoting the franchise from perennial contender to — at best — middle-of-the-pack sideshow. But never fear, Clevelanders — the Cavs have signed the 30th pick in the 2009 draft, Christian Eyenga, to a two-year deal (with team options in the third and fourth years) worth approximately $2 million in guaranteed money according to Brian Windhorst of the Cleveland Plain Dealer.

Eyenga should slide comfortably into LeBron’s shoes next season, in the same way that a toddler can slide comfortably into the shoes of a full-grown adult. Eyenga is actually a pretty interesting player for a late-late-late first rounder, but occasional rotation minutes are all one could reasonably ask of him in his rookie season. Eyenga isn’t quite ready for a full-time NBA gig, but there’s nothing wrong with bringing him in ahead of schedule to work on his development. It’s not like Cleveland will be vying for the title again this season anyway.

Maybe that was uncalled for. Would it make it better if I said I’m sorry, Cavs fans? If I wished you a very happy Delonte West salary dump? If I say that even if you don’t have LeBron, you still have your dignity?

Yeah, didn’t think so. Good luck with Eyenga, though. He could be a rather decent player if the Cavs give him time to develop and put him in a position to succeed.

Grizzlies’ James Ennis fouls out then hits half-court shot (video)

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Against the Pacers last night, James Ennis missed all three of his 3-point attempts… that counted. And he makes this one after fouling out?

Mike Conley more than picked up the slack to lead the Grizzlies to victory.

Pelicans’ Dante Cunningham jumps on scorer’s table, Anthony Davis jumps on him (video)

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The Pelicans are effectively out of the playoff race, but Dante Cunningham and Anthony Davis are still competing — even if it looks a little silly.

That tone and a big game from DeMarcus Cousins (29 points, 16 rebounds, six assists) led to a 121-118 win over the Mavericks.

Goran Dragic puts alley-oop pass through rim (video)

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Goran Dragic is very good at alley-oops.

Too good.

With a “shot” like that falling, the Heat trounced the Knicks, 105-88.

Hawks’ Tim Hardaway Jr. kneed in the groin while defending 76ers (video)

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Since trading for him, the Hawks have gotten Tim Hardaway Jr. to buy in defensively.

After this help defense on 76ers center Richaun Holmes cost him dearly, I wouldn’t blame Hardaway if he gave up on the endeavor entirely.