Miami Heat goes big: re-signs Joel Anthony, inks draftee Dexter Pittman

6 Comments

Janthony_rondo.jpgIt’s the question a lot of basketball people were asking after Miami pulled off the LeBron/Wade/Bosh coup: Who protects the rim on defense? Who is your real big man?

The answer: Joel Anthony. And Dexter Pittman is in there too.

Miami re-signed Joel Anthony to a five-year, $18 million deal, according to our own Ira Winderman, writing for the Sun Sentinel. Second round draft pick Dexter Pittman — a real big body — also inked his deal with the Heat and will make the roster.

And those are not the only big men the Heat will get, Winderman says: Zydrunas Ilgauskas and Juwan Howard will have deals done in the next few days, and Jamaal Magloire also will very likely get a deal.

Anthony may well be the opening-night starter at center, he’s a defensive specialist and with this roster that is what is called for. Although you can bet everyone from the paragraph above will get their chance to lay claim to the five spot.

Anthony played 16.5 minutes per game last season coming off the bench for the Heat, and spent most of those minutes hunting for blocks. Miami needs him to play like a starter now. He’s undersized for the center spot at 6’9″ but he likes to be physical inside. Miami needs that. Anthony isn’t much of a scorer. Which is fine, Miami doesn’t need that.

The Heat need Anthony to do the defensive and rebounding dirty work because
Chris Bosh is not a real center. He can’t physically bang with the
Jermaine O’Neals and Dwight Howards of the league. Think of him like Pau
Gasol in this sense: You can play Bosh at the five, but he is most
effective and the biggest matchup problem as an oversized, skilled four.

Dexter Pittman is a big body — too big a body. He’s listed at 6’11” and 308 pounds.

David Thorpe, the player development specialist and Executive Director of the Pro Training Center (plus ESPN writer) said that Pittman has the athletic side of the game down but not the body. He has shown that athleticism and some nice skill in Vegas at Summer League. But he is so big he is getting out-quicked by more fit players — and the NBA is quicker than Summer League.

He needs a pro body, not a college body, Thorpe said, maybe needing to drop 50 pounds or more. He also said he is betting Miami’s staff can help get him there by the start of the season.

There is precedence — DeJuan Blair reshaped his body like that last year (with the help of Thorpe) and he went on to have a very good rookie year. Blair was a second round steal that had fans of a number of teams asking, “why didn’t we draft him?” (Well, the fact he had no ACLs also scared teams off).

Pittman can be that guy this year, if he makes the same commitment to getting in shape.

Elfrid Payton slams chasedown block on LeBron James (VIDEO)

Leave a comment

LeBron James is usually the guy handing out chasedown blocks. He’s famous for them, and has carted out his signature move in the biggest moments of his career.

He’s also not used to having his own shots blocked from behind, and certainly not by opposing point guards.

Enter Elfrid Payton.

During a play halfway through the first quarter against the Orlando Magic on Thursday, LeBron was on a drive to the hole with Elfrid trailing far behind.

Thanks to a pinch by two Magic defenders, LeBron had to try and use brute force a bit deeper in the paint than he wanted to.

That allowed Payton — running at full speed — to catch up and pin The King on the glass.

Cleveland still got the best of the Magic, as Isaiah Thomas hit a clutch free throw to win the game with 11 seconds left, 104-103.

All-Star Joel Embiid doesn’t need Rihanna: “On to the next one”

Getty
Leave a comment

For about as long as we can remember, Joel Embiid has famously thirsted after Rihanna on Twitter. Fans have tried to boost his standing with the singer, but it apparently that has not been enough.

In 2014, Embiid mentioned on social media that a “famous girl” — presumably Rihanna — told him to “Come back when you’re an All-Star.”

Well, today is that day.

Embiid is a starter out of the Eastern Conference, and on Thursday night he had his chance to speak to Rihanna (or whomever) via national TV on TNT.

Did Embiid decide to reach out to this famous person? Apparently he’s off it.

Via Twitter:

This is like that scene from Private Parts when Howard Stern hits No. 1 and he tells Paul Giamatti’s character to get lost.

Embiid had the chance to curve Rihanna (or whomever) and took it. Long live The Process.

Here are the weirdest NBA All-Star voting results for 2018

Getty
3 Comments

NBA All-Star voting is over, and now we have the results. The starters are in, and what’s left is for us to wait until they announce the teams after they are picked in double secret ceremony.

Of course, the NBA did release the full voting results via their PR website this week, and as such there are some head scratchers. My boy Patrick Redford over at Deadspin did an excellent job rounding up some of the players who got exactly one (1) vote from other players.

The gag here is that these guys presumably voted for themselves.

Of course, what I found most interesting was actually the guys who got multiple votes from their compatriots without being All-Star caliber players.

My favorite list of player-voted non-All-Stars includes: Michael Beasley (4), Gordon Hayward (2), Boban Marjanovic (2), Jahlil Okafor (4), Quincy Acy (2), Tyler Zeller (4), T.J. McConnell (2), Elfrid Payton (2), Zaza Pachulia (3), Taj Gibson (6), Zach Randolph (5), Maurice Harkless (2), Deyonta Davis (3), Lonzo Ball (9), Mike Conley (3).

There’s a whole smattering of guys in there who either didn’t play enough, aren’t stars, are injured, or who aren’t very good.

That multiple players took time to vote for these guys really speaks to the frivolity of the NBA All-Star Game. At least outside of player contract incentives.

Bring on February!

LeBron James throws behind-the-back, nutmeg pass for assist (VIDEO)

Getty
3 Comments

LeBron James is one of the best passers the NBA has ever seen, but even this is too hard to believe.

During Thursday’s game between the Orlando Magic and Cleveland Cavaliers, LeBron through a ridiculous behind-the-back pass that nutmegged Orlando’s Aaron Gordon.

The result of the play was a bucket for Dwyane Wade.

Via Twitter:

I mean, that’s just … insane.