Why yes, Minnesota Timberwolves, Darko Milicic will gladly take your $20 million, please and thank you


David Kahn is the most dangerous GM in the world. Not in the Sam Presti or Daryl Morey way, either; you don’t need to worry about his diabolical scheming or adaptable strategy, but rather how much irreparable damage he’s capable of doing to his team in a short time.

Well, add another bad move to Kahn’s Wikipedia page, even if it is merely bad (as opposed to completely ludicrous) and could actually have been far worse: the Timberwolves will sign Darko Milicic to a four-year, $20 million contract.

I’m glad that Kahn and Kurt Rambis understand that pairing Al Jefferson and Kevin Love together is a plan doomed to fail, but signing Darko to a long-term deal isn’t likely to make the situation any better. The Wolves have now betrayed themselves at the negotiating table; with Love as Kahn’s chosen son, Darko locked into a long-term deal, and the newly-signed power forward/center Nikola Pekovic on the way, it’s more evident than ever that the Wolves need to move Al Jefferson. He’s no longer a luxury, but an absolute redundancy, and that could seriously undercut Kahn’s attempts to trade him this summer.

If we view the Darko signing in a vacuum though, it’s really not awful. It’s just too long. And probably too expensive. If Kahn wanted to keep Milicic around while the team looks for more suitable centers, that’s fine. Sign him to a two-year deal starting around $4 million or so (which is still generous). If the Wolves don’t regret this signing immediately, they surely will four years down the line when they’re still paying Darko decent money for indecent production.

The good news is that the last year of Milicic’s contract is partially unguaranteed, so there’s always the possibility that the Wolves could be paying him slightly less in his final year to do absolutely nothing. Yay.

Far worse however, is the fact that signing him essentially forfeits the Wolves’ place in free agency, and removes the possibility of signing rumored target Rudy Gay. The pursuit of Gay may have been a mistake to begin with, but if given the choice between Minnesota spending too much money on an athletic wing with room for growth or a depressing center whose claim to fame is not being absolutely horrible, I think you take the former. Maybe that’s just me.

Either way, the Wolves will only have around $5 million in cap room to play with, no salary cap exceptions to speak of, and little hope for additional change outside of a potential Al Jefferson trade (which may be hindered by this very move). This signing in itself may not be a franchise-killer, but in conjunction with all of Kahn’s move in total, I think it’s time we Kahn-proof his office. Take his computer and phone, stash away all sharp objects, and lock him in. Believe it or not, it could actually get worse before the summer’s end.

Quote of the Day: Joel Embiid says he learned to shoot by watching ‘just regular white people’ on the internet

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Joel Embiid couldn’t endear himself by playing in an NBA game, because he’s been too injured to do that in two pro seasons.

He’s had to resort to witty nicknames, practice-gym dunks, fun-loving stunts, attention-seeking tweets and self-deprecating humor.

Embiid is scheduled to make his NBA debut tonight, when the 76ers play the Thunder. Soon, we’ll judge him more for what he does on the court.

But, first, Embiid went out with one last bang of a quote.

Embiid, via Lee Jenkins of Sports Illustrated:

“You know how I learned to shoot?” Embiid says. “I watched white people. Just regular white people. They really put their elbow in and finish up top. You can find videos of them online.”

Tyronn Lue says ‘they said’ LeBron James has a body of a 19-year-old, but nobody else knows where Cavaliers coach got that

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LeBron James might be the greatest athlete in NBA history.

But even he has shown signs of decline at age 31.

He has gotten multiple back injections and even took a break during the season to rehabilitate in Miami. The forward has treated the last two regular-seasons as glorified warmups for the playoffs.

Just where does LeBron stand physically?

Cavaliers coach Tyronn Lue gave quite the answer.

Joe Vardon of Cleveland.com:

Lue said James, at 31, “had a chance to get tested this summer and they said he had a body of a 19-year old. Maybe he’s getting younger. Benjamin Button.”

It was a little perplexing because neither James, nor his personal trainer, Mike Mancias, nor general manager David Griffin had any real idea what test Lue was talking about.

This reminds me of Derrick Rose attributing the Knicks and Warriors being super teams to “They’re saying.” Who is they, and what are they smoking?

That LeBron, Mancias and Griffin won’t cop to knowing is quite revealing.

LeBron does not have the body of a 19-year-old. Years of other-worldly play and long playoff runs has taken a toll.

Because he’s declining from such a high peak, LeBron should remain elite for a while. His athleticism might even fluctuate as it trends downward overall.

But Father Time is undefeated, and LeBron didn’t just get a mid-career reset to his rookie physical form.

Draymond Green says technical foul won’t dissuade him from yelling after dunks

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Draymond Green has apologized again and again and again in the last year.

But the Warriors forward has also maintained he must remain true to himself.

So, after getting technical foul for yelling (presumably because it was toward LaMarcus Aldridge) following a dunk in Golden State’s loss to the Spurs last night, Green – under more intense scrutiny than ever – dug in.

Green, via Monte Poole of CSN Bay Area:

“Next time I dunk, I’m gonna yell again,” Draymond declared after the loss. “I mean, it’s kind of universal. I’m gonna continue to be me, and whatever happens, happens.”

Expect Green to keep getting technicals. Even if the one last night was relatively weak, Green nearly constantly toes the line. He had 12 technical fouls last season, and a league-high five in the playoffs (boosted by Golden State advancing all the way to Game 7 of the NBA Finals).

And if the Warriors are winning, that’s fine. His emotional energy does more to lift the team than hinder it.

But, as we’ve seen, there is a definite downside.

Report: Hawks signing Dennis Schroder to four-year, $70 million contract extension

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Update: Marc Stein of ESPN:

That’s an even better deal for the Hawks.


The Hawks traded a former All-Star in his prime (Jeff Teague). They waived two experienced backups (Jarrett Jack and Will Bynum), leaving only rookie Malcolm in Delaney in reserve.

Atlanta is putting all its point guard eggs in Dennis Schroder‘s basket – not just as the starter on a team that expects to make the playoffs, but a long-term building block.

Marc Stein of ESPN:

Paying Schroder $17.5 million per year seems fair, because he could wind up drastically underpaid or drastically overpaid.

Schroder drives into the lane with abandon and usually produces quality outcomes as a result. He possesses impressive tools and is already beginning to utilize them, including in several clutch situations.

But he must make better decisions with the ball, finish better at the rim and shoot better from outside for Atlanta’s bet to pay off. It’s also help if he becomes more than just an occasionally pesky defender.

Just 23, time is on his side.

If Schroder develops into a quality starting point guard, he’ll be a bargain. The Hawks will have done well to lock him up before he proved his ability, and their other moves indicate they believe in him making this step.

But if a larger role just exposes Schroder’s flaws, this could backfire. For all the justifiable reasons to have faith in Schroder’s ascension, it’s important to remember he’s not there yet.

This is a relative high-variance bet by Atlanta, which I like in principle. Teams are generally too conservative with rookie-scale contract extensions.

If Schroder doesn’t break out as they hope, the Hawks will have problems regardless of whether or not they extend him. It’s not as if handling him restricted free agency would be a walk in the park.

Now, if Schroder lives up to the hype in Atlanta, the Hawks’ return on investment will be even greater.