Feel free to make up your own Tom Izzo Cavaliers report at this point

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First, the Dragnet:

After earlier reports indicated Tom Izzo would announce his departure for the Cavs head coaching gig on Friday, and then Saturday, Brian Windhorst, the guy that’s going to know (seriously, we’re pretty sure Windhorst knows how long it takes for the toilets at the Q to flush) says the decision will come Monday.

Oh, okay, as long as we’re not making this more complicated than necessary.

Windhorst reports that Izzo has scheduled another meeting with the MSU players to discuss his situation with them, probably just so he can drive a stake further into the hearts of the poor kids who are blah, blah, blah. This is business. And this thing has gone on way too long.

Want to play a fun game? Here you go. First, decide if you’re an NBA writer or a college hoops writer. Got it? Okay, now refute reports that have been published citing multiple sources based on “your guy” who is “close to the situation.” Your report will specifically garner in whatever direction you’re writing from. If you’re an NBA writer, Izzo is vapor trails, headed for the bright lights of Cleveland, having decided it was best for his family a long time ago. If you’re a college writer? Izzo is “tortured” about the decision and simply cannot possibly decide on this heart wrenching decision that could literally affect the lives of dozens of people who will be fine regardless.

Congratulations! You’ve just joined the ranks of the Tom Izzo reporting cadre! Everyone! All together!





We’re sticking with Windhorst on this one, because he’s got the best reputation and is furthest plugged in to the people offering the position. So for right now, sure, why not, Monday he’ll make his decision.

But this madness has to stop. People are throwing out accusations at sites that have a good history on reporting accuracy and throwing stones at anonymous sources, and then immediately throwing out their own anonymous sources refuting the situation, with a clear indication that the source is on one side of the Cavs/MSU divide. Guess what? Most MSU people are going to say he’s staying because that’s what’s best for MSU.

And here’s a quick question.

Can anyone, and I mean ANYONE, in the city of East Lansing, Michigan keep their mouths shut? I’m waiting for the lunch lady at the dining hall to come out with a report stating Izzo will wait to see if meatballs are on Tuesday’s menu before making a decision. Everyone’s got a source! And they all say the other sources are crap! Guess what, fellas? Most of you/us are getting fed nonsense and telling you that everyone else is nonsense. We’re approaching Spy vs. Spy territory here.

This entire situation has become more ridiculous with every passing hour, and if one more confirmed report is off (and now we have reports on how the reports are shaky, much like this one; we’re big on throwing stones inside the glass house) we’re just going to shut it down and start calling Tim Floyd the coach of the Cavaliers. That should simmer down the college basketball writers.

We’ll keep you updated, since, well, that’s our job, but please forgive us if we’re holding our shoulders while we do it. They’re getting worn out from being jerked around so much.

And Tom? We understand that it’s a tough decision and there’s a lot to consider and you deserve to be given a fair amount of time to figure out what’s best for you and your family. But loose lips sink ships, and right now, the good ship Izzo’s deck is skimming the water line. The time has come to pick a path and start walking. 

Stan Van Gundy calls out Andre Drummond’s effort after loss to Thunder

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After a promising start to the season, the Pistons have lost three of their last four games and seven of their last 10. And although he’s been outstanding for most of the season, Andre Drummond has not been above receiving criticism from Stan Van Gundy. The coach called out Drummond’s effort on Friday night after a loss to the Thunder.

Via Sportando:

“I didn’t think he brought much energy to the Milwaukee game, and I didn’t think he brought much energy tonight,” Van Gundy said of the two beatings the Pistons received this week. “Why that is, I don’t know. But we need a lot more from him than we got tonight.”

Calling out your best player in the media is bold, but Van Gundy has enough of a track record and a reputation, going back to his days in Orlando with Dwight Howard, that he can get away with it. It also sends a message to the entire team that Van Gundy isn’t going to hold his star to a different standard than the rest of the team.

Despite a couple of poor performances, Drummond is having a career year, leading the league in rebounding at 17.1 per game while also averaging 17.9 points.

Lopez twins don’t live together because their cats don’t get along

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The Lopez twins have always been close. They were teammates at Stanford, they’re both heavily into comic books (and even write their own together), and they both have Instagram accounts for their cats (here’s Brook’s cat, Poupin, and Robin’s cat, Prince Edward Zephyr). So naturally, this summer, when Brook re-signed with the Nets and Robin signed with the Knicks, the logical thing to do would be to live together. Apparently that isn’t happening, because their cats don’t get along.

Via Kirsten Fleming of the New York Post:

“Brook’s cat is very two-faced,” Robin tells The Post. “Everybody loves Brook’s cat. To everybody’s face, he’s such a nice cat. And it may sound like I’m joking, but I am dead serious. He acts like a lazy, sweet cat when everybody is looking. But when their heads turn, he’ll try to chase after [my cat] Edward. The second I lay eyes on him, he’ll act like, ‘I’m a cherub. I’m innocent.’ I’m not buying it.”

Brook agrees that it would be a bad idea.

“We thought about it,” Brook tells The Post. “But the cats really wouldn’t get along. They just wouldn’t allow it.”

This is an extremely valid reason, even though it’s a disappointing. The Lopez twins are two of the most entertaining people in the NBA, and them living together would have had off-the-charts reality TV potential.

Byron Scott isn’t thinking about next year’s draft

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A month into the season, the Lakers the only team in the Western Conference that can absolutely be written out of any hopes of playoff contention. They’re in an awkward position with the upcoming draft: they still need talent long-term, and they owe their pick to the Sixers if it’s outside of the top three. Not surprisingly, Byron Scott isn’t thinking about it at all.

Via Mark Medina of the Los Angeles Daily News:

With the Lakers fielding the NBA’s second-worst record, how much effort will the franchise put in retaining its top-3 protected draft pick?

“I don’t think about that whatsoever,” Lakers coach Byron Scott said. “I probably won’t until April. That’s something I can’t control.”

The Lakers are in a precarious position. They appear likely bad enough to lose a lot of games. But will they lose enough to land in the top three? Otherwise, the Lakers owe Philadelphia their first-round pick as part of the Steve Nash trade.

“It’s impossible to think about the team, try to get our young guys better, the team better and also thinking about a pick,” Scott said. “That’s six months away and you might not even get it.”

Given Scott’s mentality, it’s not at all surprising that he isn’t thinking about the draft. But with his insistence on playing Kobe Bryant and Lou Williams more crunch-time minutes on this dismal Lakers team than D'Angelo Russell and Jordan Clarkson, it’s pretty laughable that he talks about wanting to develop their young players.

Scott may not be thinking about the draft, but with the position the franchise is in and the likelihood that they lose their pick, he should be.

Report: Jahlil Okafor stopped for driving 108 MPH three weeks ago

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Jahlil Okafor‘s first month in the NBA has been eventful for all the wrong reasons. Early Thanksgiving morning, he was caught on video getting into a fight with a heckler in Boston. Then, a report surfaced of another altercation from October, in which Okafor apparently had a gun pulled on him. Now, Keith Pompey of the Philadelphia Inquirer reports that Okafor was recently pulled over in Philadelphia for driving 108 miles per hour:

Four sources independently confirmed to The Inquirer the 76ers center was pulled over on the Ben Franklin Bridge around three weeks ago for 108 miles per hour. Anything over 40 m.p.h. is considered reckless driving.

108 miles per hour in a 40-mile zone isn’t a minor speeding infraction—it’s incredibly dangerous. It might be possible to write off any of these incidents by themselves—particularly the one where he had a gun pulled on him, which doesn’t seem to have been his fault at all. But together, the Boston incident and this speeding report aren’t a good look at all for Okafor. He’s had a solid start to the year for the Sixers, but off the court has been another story.