NBA Playoffs: You'll go to bed tonight before the seedings are set


We told you a couple days ago: The last game to tip off this NBA season, Utah at Phoenix at 10:30 Eastern tonight, will still play a big role in determining who plays whom in the first round of the NBA playoffs. What, you thought we were kidding? We would never do that to you.

To make your evening viewing complete, here is how the scenarios shake out heading into the final night of play.

Eastern Conference

The Cleveland Cavaliers are the top seed, and have been for a long time. They will face either Chicago or Toronto. Chicago has a one-game lead in the race for eight, but Toronto has the tiebreak. The Bulls are in if they beat a good Charlotte team — Larry Brown said he is playing his starters — or if the Raptors lose to New York. Toronto needs both those things to happen, but that is not far-fetched.

Orlando is your two seed, they will play Charlotte.

Atlanta is the three seed, Boston is the four seed. That means in the second round Boston gets Cleveland, a matchup they — and everyone else — wanted to avoid.

But first they have to get to the second round. And that is where it gets fun. Miami is almost locked in as the five seed, Milwaukee as the six. For Milwaukee to pass Miami, the Bucks would have to beat the Celtics tonight and the Heat would have to lose to the Nets. However, the Celtics probably would prefer to face the Andrew Bogut-less Bucks, so they may rest a whole lot of players tonight in an effort to fail. Miami has taken three of four from Atlanta this season and may prefer them to Boston. They have announced that Dwyane Wade, Udonis Haslim, and Jermaine O’Neal will all sit out tonight. Look for any Heat guy playing well to get benched.

That’s all a lot of speculation, but it will be fun to see how it unfolds and if teams are naked in their intentions.

Western Conference

We know the Lakers are the one seed and will face Oklahoma City in the first round.

After that, the West is still a mess. A Jackson Pollock painting.

Dallas has the inside track on the two seed. They have a one-game lead and if they beat the Spurs tonight they get the two slot. However, if the Spurs beat the Mavericks and the Jazz beat the Suns, the Jazz are your two seed and the Mavericks are number three.

If Dallas loses to the Spurs and Phoenix beats Utah, Dallas is the two seed, Phoenix the three seed, Denver the four seed and Utah falls to the five seed and loses home court advantage.

If Dallas wins and the Jazz win, Dallas is the two seed, Utah the three seed, Phoenix the four seed and Denver the five. Phoenix cannot drop below the four seed in any scenario, they will start the playoffs at home this weekend.

Yes, that means Utah could end the night as the two seed, three seed or the fifth seed. Did we mention the West is still a mess? And we’re not done yet.

Portland is most likely the six seed. If they beat the Warriors tonight they are set. If Dallas beats San Antonio Portland is sixth. But, if the Spurs win and the Trail Blazers lose, the Spurs become the six seed.

The good news is, by about 1:30 this morning on the East Coast we’ll finally know. This can’t drag out another day.

Report: Bulls close to deal with former Celtic R.J. Hunter

BOSTON, MA - OCTOBER 17:  R.J. Hunter #28 of the Boston Celtics carries the ball against the New York Knicks during the third quarter at TD Garden on October 17, 2016 in Boston, Massachusetts.  (Photo by Maddie Meyer/Getty Images)
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The No. 28 pick, R.J. Hunter became the first first-rounder from last year’s draft to fall out of the NBA when the Celtics waived him.

He won’t be out of the league for long.

The Bulls, the only team with an open roster spot, appear close to adding him.

Shams Charania of Yahoo Sports:

Hunter belongs in the league.  Though he must knock down shots far more reliably than he has, Hunter has potential as an outside shooter with complementary ball skills to provide value. Boston just had more NBA-caliber players than roster spots.

He’s far from a lock to succeed in the NBA, but I value Hunter about as much as Tony Snell – whom the Bulls just traded for an upgrade at backup point guard in Michael Carter-Williams. That they could so cheaply replace Snell makes that deal look even better.

Celtics’ Gerald Green braids shamrock into his hair (photo)

NEW YORK, NY - OCTOBER 15:  Gerald Green #30 of the Boston Celtics dribbles up the court against the New York Knicks during the second half of their preseason game at Madison Square Garden on October 15, 2016 in New York City. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement.  (Photo by Michael Reaves/Getty Images)
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Gerald Green was drafted by the Celtics and spent two seasons with them before being traded (in the Kevin Garnett deal).

After stints with the Timberwolves, Rockets, Mavericks, Nets, Pacers, Suns and Heat, he signed with Boston this summer.

Think he’s happy to be back?

Abby Chin of CSN Mid-Atlantic:

Quote of the Day: Joel Embiid says he learned to shoot by watching ‘just regular white people’ on the internet

CAMDEN, NJ - SEPTEMBER 26: Joel Embiid #21 and Dario Saric #9 of the Philadelphia 76ers participate in media day on September 26, 2016 in Camden, New Jersey. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. (Photo by Mitchell Leff/Getty Images)
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Joel Embiid couldn’t endear himself by playing in an NBA game, because he’s been too injured to do that in two pro seasons.

He’s had to resort to witty nicknames, practice-gym dunks, fun-loving stunts, attention-seeking tweets and self-deprecating humor.

Embiid is scheduled to make his NBA debut tonight, when the 76ers play the Thunder. Soon, we’ll judge him more for what he does on the court.

But, first, Embiid went out with one last bang of a quote.

Embiid, via Lee Jenkins of Sports Illustrated:

“You know how I learned to shoot?” Embiid says. “I watched white people. Just regular white people. They really put their elbow in and finish up top. You can find videos of them online.”

Tyronn Lue says ‘they said’ LeBron James has a body of a 19-year-old, but nobody else knows where Cavaliers coach got that

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LeBron James might be the greatest athlete in NBA history.

But even he has shown signs of decline at age 31.

He has gotten multiple back injections and even took a break during the season to rehabilitate in Miami. The forward has treated the last two regular-seasons as glorified warmups for the playoffs.

Just where does LeBron stand physically?

Cavaliers coach Tyronn Lue gave quite the answer.

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Lue said James, at 31, “had a chance to get tested this summer and they said he had a body of a 19-year old. Maybe he’s getting younger. Benjamin Button.”

It was a little perplexing because neither James, nor his personal trainer, Mike Mancias, nor general manager David Griffin had any real idea what test Lue was talking about.

This reminds me of Derrick Rose attributing the Knicks and Warriors being super teams to “They’re saying.” Who is they, and what are they smoking?

That LeBron, Mancias and Griffin won’t cop to knowing is quite revealing.

LeBron does not have the body of a 19-year-old. Years of other-worldly play and long playoff runs has taken a toll.

Because he’s declining from such a high peak, LeBron should remain elite for a while. His athleticism might even fluctuate as it trends downward overall.

But Father Time is undefeated, and LeBron didn’t just get a mid-career reset to his rookie physical form.