Trade Deadline: DEFCON Central Division

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A quick look at the league, division by division, at where all the teams
in the NBA are as the trade deadline hits zero hour. DEFCON indicates
how close they are to a major move, with 5 means standing pat and 1
means already have a deal in place. Here’s the Central Division.

Cleveland Cavaliers:
Why
They’ll Make A Move:
Because if they don’t prove to LeBron they can win a title this year, he may walk leaving their franchise is in complete ruins and collectively sending the state of Ohio into a depression that would make “Atonement” into Saturday Morning Cartoons.

Why They Won’t:
They have the best team in the league, the best player in the league, and they’re going to need space to re-sign that player.

Verdict: Currently talking to Phoenix, Washington, Golden State, and potentially the People’s United Republic of Uzbekistan.*

DEFCON: 1

*not a real country, much like the Warriors are not a real franchise

More after the jump.

Chicago Bulls:
Why
They’ll Make A Move:
They have to either create enough room to sign
two free agents or bring in an impact player that will help convince one
of the top free agents to come in. Also, Kirk Hinrich’s contract is
like a red hot gigantic chain around their necks, and the relationship
of their coaching staff to Tyrus Thomas is the polar opposite to that of
the fans to Tyrus Thomas.

Why They Won’t:
Because they’re only willing to pull the trigger if the deal is right,
and this is the team that signed Ben Wallace, let Ben Gordon go, and
gave Luol Deng a huge extension.

Verdict:  Behind the Knicks for the McGrady deal and unable to
find suitors for Hinrich, but Thomas is readily available and wanted.

DEFCON: 3

Milwaukee
Bucks:

Why
They’ll Make A Move:
Because they can. They have good young players
at reasonable salaries and enough cap room to absorb someone.

Why They Won’t:
They don’t have THAT much room under the cap, none of their big
contracts are movable (Bogut too valuable, Redd hurt), and the market
just isn’t there.

Verdict: All’s quiet on the northern front.

DEFCON: 5

Detroit Pistons:
Why
They’ll Make A Move:
They’re a terrible team with veteran players
that can still contribute with sizable contracts that are closer to the
end than the beginning of their term.

Why They Won’t:
Because Hamilton and Prince are no longer drumming up interest, no one
sees them as final pieces, and because their cap situation puts them
into pretty tight conditions.

Verdict: Haven’t heard a thing out of them, though Ben Wallace is
rumored to be out there.

DEFCON: 4

Indiana
Pacers:

Why
They’ll Make A Move:
Everyone likes Troy Murphy as a Plan C in the
Amar’e-Jamison sweepstakes. And due to the fact that their team is quite
possibly the worst in the league if you factor in talent, playmakers,
and upside. Getting worse would take an achievement in FAIL the likes of
which haven’t been seen since the Great Chicago Fire.

Why They Won’t:
Larry Bird has written off this season just like he wrote off last
season, and outside of Murphy, their players are untouchable, in the bad
way.

Verdict: Murphy could end up being the midnight hour target if
the Suns decide they haven’t gotten an offer good enough to move
Stoudemire.

DEFCON: 3

JaVale McGee, Shaq beef on Twitter

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JaVale McGee hasn’t liked Shaquille O’Neal targeting him, and the Warriors center sure disliked the above video.

Due to the All-Star break, there was no fresh content for Shaqtin’ A Fool. So, TNT ran that spoof video with Shaq mocking McGee lowlights.

After Golden State beat the Clippers, McGee and Shaq engaged on Twitter:

And attention was received by all.

DeMarcus Cousins on talking to Kings: ‘It was a coward move, so I’m pretty sure I will get a coward response’

Sacramento Kings center DeMarcus Cousins, center, is applauded by Kings majority owner Vivek Ranadive, left, and Vlade Divac, Kings vice president of basketball and franchise operations, after he was presented with his NBA All-Star jersey, during ceremonies before playing the Chicago Bulls in an NBA basketball game Wednesday, Feb. 3, 2016, in Sacramento, Calif. (AP Photo/Rich Pedroncelli)
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Vlade Divac said the Kings wouldn’t trade DeMarcus Cousins, and then two weeks later, once they dealt their franchise center, the general manager said, “character matters.”

Though he’s clearly trying to move on, Cousins, now with the Pelicans, can’t escape how he was treated in Sacramento.

Cousins, in a Q&A with Marc J. Spears of The Undefeated:

Is there any part of you that wants to talk to Ranadive or Divac?

Nah. For what? It was a coward move, so I’m pretty sure I will get a coward response. For what? And I’ve seen this happen before. I’ve been there through all same types … I was there with [coach] Mike Malone’s [firing]. I’ve seen how they operate. I know what kind of answer I will get anyway. So, what is the point?

When did the Kings tell you that you wouldn’t be traded?

A week before the trade. The sick part about it is that Vlade came in my house with my agent [Jarinn Akana]. We sat in my theater and just talked. That was maybe three weeks ago. We sat there and [he] told me what moves he wanted to make. All of that. I just didn’t understand.

I got a text from the owner right before I went to All-Star. He was asking me about a player, how I felt about him and making a move. The owner! When it happened, I was just in shock. I didn’t understand.

The Kings might differ on how well they informed Cousins of their intentions as the trade deadline approached, and it’s perfectly reasonable of owner Vivek Ranadive to consult Cousins while his front office explores a trade.

But the Kings stated often enough that they wouldn’t trade him, including offering him a designated-veteran-player extension, that he can rightfully feel aggrieved.

The Kings torched Malone after dismissing him, and Cousins has already gotten similar treatment. There’s little reason for Cousins to expect anything other than a rocky relationship with Ranadive and Divac from here.

Hawks suspend Dennis Schroder for reporting late after All-Star break

ATLANTA, GA - SEPTEMBER 26:  Dennis Schroder #17 of the Atlanta Hawks poses during media day on September 26, 2016 in Atlanta, Georgia.  (Photo by Kevin C. Cox/Getty Images)
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The Hawks dealt before the trade deadline with an eye on winning this season.

That mission will start without their starting point guard, Dennis Schroder.

Hawks release:

Atlanta Hawks guard Dennis Schröder has been suspended by the organization for one game without pay for failure to report to the team on time after the all-star break. He will serve his one-game suspension tonight when the Hawks host the Miami Heat.

“Dennis has played an important role for our team and been a significant contributor to our success this season,” President of Basketball Operations/Head Coach Mike Budenholzer said. “We are disappointed that he did not return to the team on time and we have discussed this with him. We look forward to him rejoining the team in Orlando tomorrow night.”

Schroder missed Wednesday’s practice, and Budenholzer attributed it to a travel issue. The guard corroborated that with this Instagram post:

FINALLY GOT MY VISA & CAN GET BACK TO WORK !!! @fg_pa @atlhawks #iBelieve #DS17 #FG #TeamBros #TheGoldenPatch

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Ultimately, the responsibility was on Schroder to get back to Atlanta. Extenuating circumstances might have offered him a reprieve, but the Hawks clearly believed he didn’t deserve a break.

Wizards rookie changes name from Sheldon McClellan to Sheldon Mac

WASHINGTON, DC - DECEMBER 30: Sheldon McClellan #9 of the Washington Wizards dribbles in front of Sean Kilpatrick #6 of the Brooklyn Nets during the first half at Verizon Center on December 30, 2016 in Washington, DC. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. (Photo by Patrick Smith/Getty Images)
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The Wizards trading for Bojan Bogdanovic pushes Sheldon McClellan even deeper on the bench.

Actually, “McClellan” is now off the team entirely.

Chase Hughes of CSN Mid-Atlantic:

Yes, the player formally known as Sheldon McClellan is now officialy Sheldon Mac. The 24-year-old returned to Houston, Texas over the past week and, with the blessing of his mother, changed his name.

Mac expects to have his jersey changed at some point and he will now be referred to in print as ‘Sheldon Mac.’ He said the reason was because ‘McClellan’ was a name he got from his father, whom he has no relationship with.

“I just added a little swag to it.”

If this makes him happier, I’m all for it.