Trade Deadline: DEFCON Central Division

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A quick look at the league, division by division, at where all the teams
in the NBA are as the trade deadline hits zero hour. DEFCON indicates
how close they are to a major move, with 5 means standing pat and 1
means already have a deal in place. Here’s the Central Division.

Cleveland Cavaliers:
They’ll Make A Move:
Because if they don’t prove to LeBron they can win a title this year, he may walk leaving their franchise is in complete ruins and collectively sending the state of Ohio into a depression that would make “Atonement” into Saturday Morning Cartoons.

Why They Won’t:
They have the best team in the league, the best player in the league, and they’re going to need space to re-sign that player.

Verdict: Currently talking to Phoenix, Washington, Golden State, and potentially the People’s United Republic of Uzbekistan.*


*not a real country, much like the Warriors are not a real franchise

More after the jump.

Chicago Bulls:
They’ll Make A Move:
They have to either create enough room to sign
two free agents or bring in an impact player that will help convince one
of the top free agents to come in. Also, Kirk Hinrich’s contract is
like a red hot gigantic chain around their necks, and the relationship
of their coaching staff to Tyrus Thomas is the polar opposite to that of
the fans to Tyrus Thomas.

Why They Won’t:
Because they’re only willing to pull the trigger if the deal is right,
and this is the team that signed Ben Wallace, let Ben Gordon go, and
gave Luol Deng a huge extension.

Verdict:  Behind the Knicks for the McGrady deal and unable to
find suitors for Hinrich, but Thomas is readily available and wanted.



They’ll Make A Move:
Because they can. They have good young players
at reasonable salaries and enough cap room to absorb someone.

Why They Won’t:
They don’t have THAT much room under the cap, none of their big
contracts are movable (Bogut too valuable, Redd hurt), and the market
just isn’t there.

Verdict: All’s quiet on the northern front.


Detroit Pistons:
They’ll Make A Move:
They’re a terrible team with veteran players
that can still contribute with sizable contracts that are closer to the
end than the beginning of their term.

Why They Won’t:
Because Hamilton and Prince are no longer drumming up interest, no one
sees them as final pieces, and because their cap situation puts them
into pretty tight conditions.

Verdict: Haven’t heard a thing out of them, though Ben Wallace is
rumored to be out there.



They’ll Make A Move:
Everyone likes Troy Murphy as a Plan C in the
Amar’e-Jamison sweepstakes. And due to the fact that their team is quite
possibly the worst in the league if you factor in talent, playmakers,
and upside. Getting worse would take an achievement in FAIL the likes of
which haven’t been seen since the Great Chicago Fire.

Why They Won’t:
Larry Bird has written off this season just like he wrote off last
season, and outside of Murphy, their players are untouchable, in the bad

Verdict: Murphy could end up being the midnight hour target if
the Suns decide they haven’t gotten an offer good enough to move


Brandon Armstrong impersonates Ray Allen (video)

2014 NBA Finals - Game Five
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Ray Allen is retired-ish, but he’ll always be running through screens – in our mind and in this video.

Celtics draft pick Marcus Thornton gets beer dumped on head during Australian game (video)

Marcus Thornton, Will Cherry
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The Celtics drafted Marcus Thornton with No. 45 pick in the 2015 NBA draft. That essentially entitled him to the required tender – a one-year contract offer, surely unguaranteed at the minimum.

Thornton rejected that, which is almost always a mistake.

Rejecting the tender is a favor to the drafting team, which gets to keep the player’s exclusive rights for a year. If Thornton tries to join the NBA now, he’s stuck negotiating with only the Celtics.

By accepting the tender, the player typically gets one of two outcomes. He either plays on that contract and draws an NBA salary or he gets waived. But even getting waived is better than rejecting the tender, because at least the player becomes a free agent and can negotiate with any team.

Players who reject the tender go to another league and play for less money. In Thornton’s case, that mean Australia.

How’s that going?

(Almost) never reject the required tender as a second-round pick.

Byron Scott says they just have to get Kobe Bryant better looks

Kobe Bryant, Joe Johnson, Byron Scott

Kobe Bryant is averaging 15.2 points a game at age 37. It’s just taking him 16.4 shots per game to get there. After his 1-of-14 shooting performance against the Warriors the other night — with too much isolation and too many plays run just for him — there has been a lot of talk about his shot. With reason, this is his shot chart so far this season.

Kobe shotchart season

So what do the Lakers’ do? Get Kobe to shoot less and get the ball in the hands of the young stars they supposed to be developing more? Nah.

They just need to get Kobe better looks, Scott told the Los Angeles Times.

“I know his mentality is that he can still play in this league,” Scott said. “And we feel the same way….

“Obviously he’s struggling right now with his shot, and I think everybody can see that,” Scott said. “So it’s trying to get him in better position to be able to have an opportunity to knock those shots down on a consistent basis. That’s No. 1.

“I don’t know if it’s his legs. I don’t think so. Again, our conversations are pretty blunt. … He tells me when he is tired and he tells me when he’s not tired. And the last few days, he said he feels great. So, I don’t think it’s a matter of him being tired or his legs being tired. I think it’s a matter of his timing being a little off.”

Yes, how could it be his legs? It’s not like he’s a 37-year-old with more than 55,000 NBA minutes played, and coming off an Achilles rupture and major knee surgery.

Honestly, I hope the Lakers and Kobe find a balance soon, because they have become just hard to watch. And I don’t want Kobe to go out this way.

Is Stephen Curry the Lionel Messi of the NBA?

Lionel Messi

Stephen Curry has reached the transcendent point in his career. We’re now talking about if he has passed LeBron James as the best player on the planet (he has), and we’re starting to think about his legacy as the perfect point guard for a modern NBA small-ball, space-and-pace offense. Plus he’s just a joy to watch play.

Does that make him the Lionel Messi of the NBA?

Curry was asked to compare himself to the Barcelona/Argentinian player who (arguably) is the greatest soccer player in the world, certainly as elite a finisher as that sport has ever seen. Here is his answer, via the Sydney Morning Herald of Australia. Is Curry the bigger international star now?

“I don’t know – it’s a chicken and egg kind of conversation,” Curry said while laughing.

“We both have a creative style, a feel when you are out on the pitch or the court. I’m trying to do some fancy things out there with both hands, making crossover moves and having a certain flair to my game and that’s definitely the style Messi has when he is out there in his matches.”

I love Curry, but Messi is the bigger international star.

But I love the comparison in terms of the must-watch nature of the two stars, the flair in their games, the sense that you have to keep an eye on them at all times because the spectacular could happen any time they touch the ball. When the ball comes to them, everybody leads forward in their chairs. That is the sign of a real superstar.